The Halo Pub || Who the hell bumped This?

FE17’s suppressed handgun fires- thwack, thwack, thwack. Two Sangheili and a Kig-Yar drop, leaving only Grunts and Jackals to kill thanks to Ardo Moretummes’ skilled decapitation of the Elite leader

Unexpectedly, the survivors don’t run; instead, they charge suicidally past the two infiltrators through the front door of the pub

“Look out in there!”

Spartan Zealot walks in through the backdoor, sees the incoming Covenant soldiers and quietly sits down and activates active-camo.

KitKat wakes up from her nap in the back room to see all hell as broken loose.

With a heavy sigh she draws her Covenant Carbine and finishs off the jackles and Grunts who were running in through the door.

“Is that it?” She says in a very drowzy voice

enters, looks around why does the good stuff happen when I’m Gone!?
some of you may notice my armour flickers to a differant colour for a few milliseconds

“Agent… Carolina?”

Kit gets the bartenders attention

"Now about that security offer…I’ll take it!*

Kit orders a water and with in seconds it is handed to her

“Psssh, better then waiting a few days for it.”

seeing that the Spartans, spies, and other species saved the day ODST Blueninja gets out from behind his flimsy cover

“Well now that the pathetic attempt to steal our beverages is over I will take a glass of milk.”

ODST Blueninja returns to the corner of the Pub and sits down to observe people

FE17 casually puts his gun and gear away, climbs through the empty front window, and walks up to the bar

Brushes glass shards off the bar top, looks over at KitKat ejoying her instant water, BlueNinja slouched in the corner, and the half-drunk patrons trying to clean up the mess

“I’ll take a root beer… That little exercise kind of made me thirsty.”

Stands waiting, wondering why the auto-server isn’t working for him

“So, are the Trio going to finish their show now?”

*Ardo Moretummes walks into the bar. His head hanging low. His once was fellow brothers lay outside in a pool of their own blood."

He walks straight up to the bar and begins to drink.

hires kitkat
looks at ardo,
announces loudly
If it weren’t for our elite friend Ardo Moretummes, A lot more of us would be dead. And he also probably just killed some old friends! I thanks Ardo for his good deed, and protecting us, to Ardo Moretummes!
gets call
I got to go guys…
runs out pub

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walks drunkly up to the elite standing at the bar

“That was SSSOME leadership skills there “CAP”, never thought Id see the day where humans get ordered around by some hinge-head freak.”

takes a drink from his bottle, and notices the elite isnt paying any attention

“HEY!!” He says as he shoves the elite.

“IM TALKING TO YOU!”

*The elite growls at the drunken soldier and snaps-

Anata no ginsei o tai’seshksu ni shita baai human, riok thun.
ai translation…
“If you value your life human, you would stop.”

Kit walks over to the Sangheili and pushs the drunk out of the way

“I think you should go sit down”

Kit points to an empty booth
Turning back to the Sangheili she sits down next to him

“So, did you know any of them?”

gets shoved in a booth

“Hey all im saying is!!! how do we know he didnt call his little pals over for a little target practice with the drunken humans!”

takes another drink

“Not like any of us got are own cuvy telephone to dial up!! Am i right!!”

  • The Sangheili turns to the drunken human and speaks as his AI translates. *

“Because filthy human, If I wanted you dead.” pulls out sword
“I would have killed you myself.”

Ardo Moretummes then looks at the spartan that he has grown fond of, he begins to think if this will be his first human friend.

“Yes, The elite I had slayed was another ship master in the Fleet of Valiant Prudence, he was always more religious then I was, so it makes sense for him to end up with Jul’ Mdama… And do you see that unggoy that charged suicidal into the bar?” *Ardo points to the grunt. “I was there for one of his birthdays.”

Ardo then rests his head on to his hands

> * The Sangheili turns to the drunken human and speaks as his AI translates. *
>
> “Because filthy human, If I wouldn’t you dead.” pulls out sword
> “I would have killed you myself.”

“Oh, HAHAHA YeaH!!”

“CHEERS BUDDY”

silverback raises his glass to the elite and takes one more drink and then passes out

Kit’s eyes start tearing up

“I-” She clears her throat “I’m sorry…”

“I…know how you must feel, but…I’ve read up on Sangheili culture…at least they went out in battle.”

The Sangheili turns to the spartan sitting next to her he speaks and his AI translates

“Yes… It is the most honorable achievement one can obtain in our culture. Finding death in battle is every sangheili’s Destiny. I find solace in knowing that he died by my blade.”

“Thats all I am human, now you can understand my actions.”

Kit looks at the Sangheili and smiles

“You can be so much more then that though!”

Looks down

after a while he digs into his chest armour and pulls out a tooth, no ordinary tooth however, he begins to tell the spartan the story of his prized possesion, as his AI translates

“We are born into the flames of war. We are taught combat and sent off at a young age to survive. As proof of our qualification to serve in the covenant empire we have to hunt and kill a Helioskrills on our home planet Sanghelios. The creature I had killed was an alpha male. His teeth will glow in the moonlight of Qikost and Suban.” (the two moons that orbit Sangheilos.)

“I was going to give it my Monerasha but she is no longer alive.”

“I want you to have it human.”