“Does everyone pass out on me” when puts away the last crate a tomahawk (as seen in rooster teeths red vs blue) drops under the crate"whoa a UNSC tomahawk" picks it up and looks at it
(Great. Now humanity just got placed on my shoulders)
(Hmmmm… yeah, everybody is here and there, aren’t they…? Not to worry, I think I’ve got it!)
15 other Comics stare back at… well, Comic.
“Soooo… let me get this straight. The whole time travel thing made clone of me, I mean, us for every death that we had?”
A Comic with bright cyan and brick colored armor replies, “Pretty much.”
“Since when did I die, like, the 12 other times?”
“Long story. But time travels keeps disrupting the balance and universe, blah blah blah, science. It’s pretty much tearing the fabric of reality apart for every single decision your current-self makes in the past. You were never supposed to be here.” states a Comic with glasses from the back.
“That kinda makes sense… wait, when did I get glasses?!”
“That doesn’t matter! But I have plan…”
“Don’t you mean we have a plan? Because if it’s a god plan, I get to take credit for it too, since, ya know…”
Comics awakes, on a Warthog en route to the Pub
After a ten minute drive of swerving to avoid deadly plasma streams and angry brutes, they arrive
Grabbing a conveniently stashed flamethrower from the glove compartment of the Hog, the comedian storms the bar
“Alright, where’s that book?”
The baseball-addicted pipsqueak points to it, still confused as to what is even happening anymore. Comic continues,
“I know a lot of this doesn’t make sense right now! But alternate version of our selves are now constantly being created, the universe is tearing itself apart, and stuff is happened which can be classified as bad! But I think I can set this straight!”
He fires up the flamethrower
J25 looks at him in surprise
“I thought it takes a maniac to use a flamethrower…”
“And I’m just one of those maniacs.”
A stream of flame is unleashed upon the Book, reducing it to a pile of ash
Cracks seem to appear our of thin air, of every color. Alternate dimensions collide with each other. Everything that had just went down in the past 72 hours never happened, because it was caused by the Book. The Elite never threatened to kill for it, the Covenant never invaded for it. The comedian never crashed on the Halo because he wanted to escape the Covies. The Book never transported back in time to New Mombasa. None of it ever happened. Because the thing that caused all that was destroyed in the past.
A purple and white Spartan walks into a freshly set-up bar.
“I’ll just have water…” she says.
(How’s that for a restart?! HUH? HUH? I did a pretty good job!)
Pats himself on back for such feats
So there’s a uncounsious comic I am guessing that’s the original at our pub and your copies are out in another dimension comic
Kit looks around at the other confused members of the pub
Kit’s memory is intact
She looks around seeing she is back on the Infinity again Kit wonders what happened
“You all remember this…right?”
(Let us keep our Character memory…intro’s would be rather silly a second time.)
Running up to Ardo, she hugs him
“You can still make it right!”
(Also knight, I would put in the OP we reset in a way)
Ha… hahaha… I did it… I actually did it!
I guess you could call that… Comic relief!
Rook wakes up outside the bar that is intact and still remembers everything that happend with Damien and knight "who why is everything fixed did we win already"rook realizes he still has the knife and tomahawk from the bar in the war and walks inside the pub
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> Ha… hahaha… I did it… I actually did it!
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> I guess you could call that… Comic relief!
You didn’t do it because rook me has wound up in the future with you guys and nobody remembers me but I remember Damien and knight and you
Rook walks in realizing he is wearing new armor(recruit in halo 4) last he remembered he was wearing mark 4 armor but his armor is still red and white
Cyanades falls through the pub’s roof
Ughh…I hate time paradoxes and ONI…
I’ll take the Gruntacos Kniight!
Lays on his back and sighs
(back to the one and only Cyan and Red Scout for now)
“Okay okay gotta think how did I end up in the future unless knights time machine did this what’s on my back” rook pulls out a book"a book wait the AI said because a book why did this book take me here?“maybe I can find knight, Madien, comic, or J25 J25 would know how to fix this I will ask the bar keep or these spartan” “um deos anyone know a odst named knight on the ship?” He asked
Where in the verse have i found myself now?
A pub?
Great, i could use some blue milk right now
Barkeep!
"Does anyone reconize these"rook holds up the UNSC tomahawk and knife he found in the pub in the past
EVA spartan walks in and sits down
orders nothing and just sits down
“I give up” sits down “I will just have water barkeep”
Water, ey?
Sure are a rookie
here, try some of this blue milk
its from a small desert planet in the outerrim
its really soothing
“Okay and call me rook” drinks"agh what did you do to me I think I’m gonna be sick well it’s my first drink I think I need to lie down" passes out
Wakes in med bay “what happen ugh I feel like I I got hit by 10 gravity hammers at the same time” is allowed to leave and gets back to the spartan pub “now we’re is that guy that gave me that milk”
‘‘Ahoy matey’s!, how be you doin’?
Are you all ready t’ loot some cave?!’’
…
gets shot in the head because it’s not a pirate bar
(I’m bad at this, ain’t I?)
“Medic” the medics come and take him to med bay