The Halo Pub || Who the hell bumped This?

“What have I gotten my self into” just then some banshes in front of them take notice rook fires with missiles and the minigun “Damien I will fly in as close as I can to get you aboard” he yells in the radio

I’m new to this so… here goes nothing.

Hears faint sounds of a horrible joke.

“Wonder who that could be?”

Engages stealth mode and follows the comic.

After restraining and torturing Cyanades, Cyanides, his exact opposite came to talk to Comic

We need help clearing the streets and protecting the civilians along with vital intel in the databases. Are you in? The rebels(pub gang) are making a push on Mombasa and the Covies just won’t stop.

Unbeknownst to Comic, Cyanades is locked up in a cell right behind him.(My guess is that he either thought it was a painting or he is just one really oblivious guy). The pub gang is in trouble now that they are being targeted by ONI. What will happen next?

(Hey guys…if that is Comic’s Phantom, then you will find a load of brutally massacred bodies and the sounds of a bad joke also, JediNoah you are now in an ONI building so…good luck)

Disengages stealth mode and hits Cyanides over the head with a brick, knocking him out.

“The name’s J25, I’ve been sent to ensure you survive all this, and if you look behind you and notice the man in the cell, who you might recognize, you’ll understand why I just knocked this guy out.”

Noticing all the guns pointed at him, pulls out a remote and presses a button on it, causing several explosions and scaring off everybody else.

“Hey Damien I just saw an explosion from the ONI building get aboard and let’s check it out” rook then see’s a scarab 20 blocks away “crap”

HECK YEAH! Don’t know where you came from, but man, you arrived just in time! But Halloween isn’t for another couple weeks… you’re early for brick-or-treat!

Comic turns around
Dang, you put him in a cell fast. Nice.
Looks down to pick up Cyanide’s weapon
Sees Cyanides on ground
Wait, how’d he get out already? Huh?
Looks back at cell
Looks back at ground

Clones? Alternate versions of the same version? There must be a cyan-tific explanation for all of this!

The ONI operatives must return here soon… let’s move!

“I don’t know if you noticed Rook, but I’M STILL ON TOP OF THE PHANTOM!”

On that, Damien carves his way into the troop bay and sees what happened inside.

“Gentlemen! We have a pelican floating outside this rock! Time for a ship to ship jump.”

“Rook bring-er around!”

“Coming around” he then hovers just above the phantom “you might wanna hurry because there is a scarab 12 blocks ahead!”

Damien and Comic jumps to the pelican leaving Cyanides in the phantom to crash.

“That rescue mission is like something out of a comic…”

“Ya what about that scarab right ahead of us” rook fires with everything the pelicans got

the ODST, Corruptknight7, is falling in his pod, to attack the enemy scarab. He knows he cant do much to stop it. His pod lands on the highway with a sign saying “Welcome to New Mombasa!” he then notices a building on the road, On the road? he moves towards it and peers inside to discover, it’s a pub, that appears to be from the future.

(I am really confused about what is happening so if the pub isn’t there please tell mah)

(Whoa whoa whoa… back up. I thought I was in the ONI HQ, and you guys were fighting for control over the Phantom and Pelican. Um… snaps fingers I’ve got it!*

Damien, leaping from pilotless Phantom, lands on the back ramp of the Pelican. The Phantom crashes into ONI headquarters, creating a massive hole in the wall that just so happens to be next to Comic and J25’s location. As Rook dips the Pelican to avoid a Scarab blast, Comic and J25 leap onto the end strut of the craft.

(Through the powers to be of cheesy coincidences, everything is sorted out!)
“What about that Scarab?” says Rook, swerving to avoid another hail of glowing green death ray.

“Through it’s legs!” replies Comic, clambering aboard.
“Are you sure that’s a good plan?”
“No, but I’m sure it’s a cool one!”

“You odst can you do something about this scarab I shot rockets and bullets it’s not even slowing down” rook yells in a attempt to contact the odst on the radio"now you want me to fly through the legs this isn’t funny you comedian"

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> “You odst can you do something about this scarab I shot rockets and bullets it’s not even slowing down” rook yells in a attempt to contact the odst on the radio"now you want me to fly through the legs this isn’t funny you comedian"

receives message through radio
Hello? My pod crashed off-target sir. Where are you’re coordinates, I can hi-jack a vehicle and plant the bombs.

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> (I am really confused about what is happening so if the pub isn’t there please tell mah)

Yep, that’s the Pub. A bunch of cray stuff is happening now. Here are a few of the storylines I picked up:

The Pub: Has most of the gang in it. Some are trying to kill each other, which isn’t too far from the norm.

Damien and Rook: Piloting a Pelican around the invaded New Mombasa, currently just picked up Comic after he was taken by Covies, then Cyanides.

Mr. Mac: His past self (I think) was just killed by a Brute after heroic efforts. His current self (from the Halo ring) just arrived on a damaged Covenant Scout ship.

Cyanades/Cyanides: Two alternate versions of each other. 'Nades is currently in an ONI security cell fro torture and questioning and 'Nides is out cold on the floor from a brick to the skull.

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> > 2533274882881665;453:
> > (I am really confused about what is happening so if the pub isn’t there please tell mah)
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> Yep, that’s the Pub. A bunch of cray stuff is happening now. Here are a few of the storylines I picked up:
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> The Pub: Has most of the gang in it. Some are trying to kill each other, which isn’t too far from the norm.
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> Damien and Rook: Piloting a Pelican around the invaded New Mombasa, currently just picked up Comic after he was taken by Covies, then Cyanides.
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> Mr. Mac: His past self (I think) was just killed by a Brute after heroic efforts. His current self (from the Halo ring) just arrived on a damaged Covenant Scout ship.
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> Cyanades/Cyanides: Two alternate versions of each other. 'Nades is currently in an ONI security cell fro torture and questioning and 'Nides is out cold on the floor from a brick to the skull.

(Thanks)

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> > “You odst can you do something about this scarab I shot rockets and bullets it’s not even slowing down” rook yells in a attempt to contact the odst on the radio"now you want me to fly through the legs this isn’t funny you comedian"
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> receives message through radio
> Hello? My pod crashed off-target sir. Where are you’re coordinates, I can hi-jack a vehicle and plant the bombs.

“We are the ONI building I will activate my IFF tag so you can track us” rook replies doging more plasma fire

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> (Whoa whoa whoa… back up. I thought I was in the ONI HQ, and you guys were fighting for control over the Phantom and Pelican. Um… snaps fingers I’ve got it!*
>
> Damien, leaping from pilotless Phantom, lands on the back ramp of the Pelican. The Phantom crashes into ONI headquarters, creating a massive hole in the wall that just so happens to be next to Comic and J25’s location. As Rook dips the Pelican to avoid a Scarab blast, Comic and J25 leap onto the end strut of the craft.
>
> (Through the powers to be of cheesy coincidences, everything is sorted out!)
> “What about that Scarab?” says Rook, swerving to avoid another hail of glowing green death ray.
>
> “Through it’s legs!” replies Comic, clambering aboard.
> “Are you sure that’s a good plan?”
> “No, but I’m sure it’s a cool one!”

“Wait a second” takes out silenced pistol as seen in halo 3 odst “where did you come from” points gun at comic