ODST Blueninja looks through the window
“What the…”
ODST Blueninja quickly turns around and runs away.
> > the time warp trio stumbles through the doors, ending up in a heap of militia Armor, arms, legs, and The Book
>
> stares is that a child, on a military ship?
> prepares plasma rifle
> plasma rifle disappears as it was removed in halo 4
> Damn it.
Sam adjusts glasses, as he climbs up to join Fred at the bar
"Sir, we don’t know why we’re here dressed in such garb anymore than you do. We’re just trying to figure out how to get back home, seeing as The Book doesn’t seem to be operating quite as we’re used to. "
Fred reaches down and grabs a plasma pistol he scavenged off a Kig-Yar earlier in the day, and places it in front of him on the bar
“And go easy on the violence. We’re just here for some friendly information, and we’ll be on our way. We don’t want to have to use this thing, like the rest of the thugs in the bar.”
Joe quickly grabs the pistol off the counter, and scolds Fred
“Fred you idiot! Not only don’t we know how this thing works, but it’s entirely foolish to threaten the barkeep. Sure we’ve faced down killer robots, aliens, pirates, and evil knights before, but going in guns blazing isn’t going to work!”
Spartan KitKat busts two chairs
“Because Destiny!”
She lets out a heavy sigh
“I’m sorry for the chairs…I can pay you back.”
KitKat rips her helmet off and starts cleaning up the mess with a scowl on her face
“John at the bar is a friend of mine , he gets me my drink for fre- oh…sorry…”
CHX begrudgingly accepts the Duff the barkeep has handed him after waiting what seems like 3 days.
“Barkeep, you’ve been at that washed up brothel that is bungie.net this whole time!? That’s gross man, get your priorities straight!”
CHX having seen KitKat bust two chairs gets inspired and picks up a barstool and attempts to smash it on the counter only to have one of the legs bounce back up & knocks himself out cold.
> CHX begrudgingly accepts the Duff the barkeep has handed him after waiting what seems like 3 days.
>
> “Barkeep, you’ve been at that washed up brothel that is bungie.net this whole time!? That’s gross man, get your priorities straight!”
>
> CHX having seen KitKat bust two chairs gets inspired and picks up a barstool and attempts to smash it on the counter only to have one of the legs bounce back up & knocks himself out cold.
Sam looks down the bar at CHX
“What a strange fellow,” he mutters to nobody in particular.
“It’s funny,” continued Joe, “it seems that when we went over to Bungie.net it was a very different place than over here, but a washed up brothel isn’t the words I would have used. Sure, it was difficult to navigate, but at least the associations were free from censorship and the citizens could be themselves. There weren’t super-strict rules, and it seemed everybody could fully be their own individual.”
Fred picks up where Joe left off
“That may be true, but the governing body seemed to always answer questions in very vague terminology, refusing to take a stance or a position on anything at all. Maybe it has to do with their rich bosses dictating what they can and cannot say, but it does create some arguments where none should exist at all. At least I could talk about my Yankees freely and nobody would judge me or say that my off-topic conversation had to be moved to one restricted place. Either way, they couldn’t help us with The Book.”
Kit having seen CHX get knocked out she acted swiftly
“I am going to need that water NOW!” She says while jumping over the counter
After ransacking evreything she finds that water
KitKat walks over to the now unconcious CHX and kneels down before pouring water over his(?) face
“Wake up!”
> KitKat walks over to the now unconcious CHX and kneels down before pouring water over his(?) face
>
> “Wake up!”
“Oh pink spartan thanks, but I just had the most amazing dream. 4 Red Spartans & 4 Blue Spartans were fighting on a far off Forerunner location attempting to grab a flag and return it to base on a four round based timer (3 rounds if the first team scored twice and stopped the other team). Non of the spartans where sprinting, there were no grenade hit indicators & everyone was having the best of time with the proximity chat… I tell ya, what an amazing dream.”
Looks around at the carnage of broken chairs, half broken stool, and a trio of misfits carrying a Book and is immediately intrigued by it, what could that book be… However his curiosity quickly diminishes once he realizes his Duff is still intact and hasn’t been spilt.
“Cheers everyone!” He says as he slouch’s back onto the nearest barstool.
FE17, now in disguise as a UNSC captain, walks into the pub and surveys the carnage
Feeling upset that his peacekeeping efforts were viewed as annoying, uses OPSAT device to disable PA virus, replacing the chainsaw noise with a playlist of Halo music
To keep his cover, begins to rant like an officer should
“Good grief, what happened here? You slouched on the bar, what’s your name? CHX? Why do you have a lump the size of a fragmentation grenade on your head? AND WHO BROKE THESE BARSTOOLS? COURT MARTIALS ARE IN ORDER!!!”
Realizes nobody cares, goes and sits in a corner booth, orders a burger
Surveys the clientele, pausing to puzzle over the mysterious trio with their Book as well as the pink Spartan with the water glass, though mainly concerned with watching out for the vengeful Cyanades
Walks in and admires the lighting
“I’m going to that corner rover there to smoke.”
Pulls out pipe and tobacco. Begins smoking
"Funny story where I got this pipe. I bought it from someone online called “Gravemind+2000001743"”
Spartan Comic walks in and surveys the scence
Walks up to small stage and grabs the mic
What do call a crime committed by a circle?
A con-sphere-icy theory!What do you call a ransom for a plate of spaghetti?
A pastage crisis.Did you hear that the old bread factory burned down?
It was toast.I’ll be here alllllll night, folks…
The ONI spook in the back chokes on his root beer, trying to comprehend the sheer beauty and complexity of the comedic talent he has just witnessed
Comes up with a tremendous joke of his own
“Hey, what do you get when you cross Doonesbury, the Loch Ness Monster, and 999+213?”
ComicBeast1212!!!Sits back down, immensely pleased with himself
“Thank you, thank you! I’ll be in the audience all night, folks…”
The disgruntled CHX ponders who gave these fools a microphone and silently wishes someone would put the virus back into the pub’s PA system that causes the sound of badly oiled chainsaws being dragged across blackboards to play at maximum volume throughout the bar…
- A respected leader of the DnEnd Legion enters the Pub. An AI is accompanied at his side in the shape of a small floating orb that he uses to translate -
*The Sanghelli general leans through the doorway and assess his surroundings of the clustered bar, he continues forward making his way to the bar.
Making his way through the middle of the room he steps over the lifeless body of (silverback) as he mudders “Jrashta” … his AI orb laughs …
He comes to the bar where he looks to the left and sees three children. his mouth mutilated from war cracks a disturbing and evil smile to the childern.
He then looks over to his right and sees a slouched mess of a human with a bumb the size of a grenade on his head and laughs.
…
He then looks down at the bartender and says
“Ei Ardo’ Moretumee, A - Osssang oog Ardent Prayer reif fleet of Valiant Prudence. Ei klaka heeu ua blaugh bar, jorkif qwovr.”
His AI translates too “My name is Ardo’ Moretumee, leader of the Ardent Prayer under the fleet of the Valiant Prudence! I walk into this smelly and disgusting bar to find work.”
yoinks microphone you both suck.
> Kit having seen CHX get knocked out she acted swiftly
>
> “I am going to need that water NOW!” She says while jumping over the counter
>
> After ransacking evreything she finds that water
>
> KitKat walks over to the now unconcious CHX and kneels down before pouring water over his(?) face
>
> “Wake up!”
“Oh cute! The Government showing love for publicity.” Holsters weapon. “This isn’t worth the cost of ammo. Mark my words though, bring more of you’re buddies out here in the colonies and we’ll have trouble.”
Takes a seat at the bar
“I’ll have today’s special!”
> “Ei Ardo’ Moretumee, A - Osssang oog Ardent Prayer reif fleet of valiant prudence. Ei klaka heeu ya blaugh bar, jorkif Qwovr.”
>
> His AI translates too “My name is Ardo’ Moretumee, leader of the Ardent Prayer under the Fleet of Valiant Prudence! I walk into this smelly and disgusting bar to find work.”
Suprised to see an elite, well, we do need security, I don’t even know how, whispers these three got in bar. * So you know if anyone breaks the rule in (OP) kill them.
> > Kit having seen CHX get knocked out she acted swiftly
> >
> > “I am going to need that water NOW!” She says while jumping over the counter
> >
> > After ransacking evreything she finds that water
> >
> > KitKat walks over to the now unconcious CHX and kneels down before pouring water over his(?) face
> >
> > “Wake up!”
>
> “Oh cute! The Government showing love for publicity.” Holsters weapon. “This isn’t worth the cost of ammo. Mark my words though, bring more of you’re buddies out here in the colonies and we’ll have trouble.”
>
> Takes a seat at the bar
>
> “I’ll have today’s special!”
Gives pure alcohol with ant-deaths mixed in.
*His companion Ai translates what the bartender had said.
*As soon as the Ai gets to the word kill. Ardo’ Moretumme erupts into satisfaction! The sanghelli general pulls out his energy sword simultaneously yelling -
"Monerasha Wruq ji tiny humans!!"
*At the sight of the elite wielding his energy sword and yelling in sanghelli, everyone in the room jumps and pulls out there weapons and points them at the elite.
*The elite smiling and inching slowly towards the children with his energy sword is stopped by his Ai companion.
his ai compaion tells the elite in sanghelli “Maybe we should find an alternative to killing… Maybe one the doesnt end up in both of us dying!”
the general looks around… putting away his energy sword he scufffs
*He walks over to the childern with empty hands he ushers them from the bar table, in doing so, one of the kids drops the plasma pistol.
*The general sees this and is enraged! again he pulls out his sword yelling … and agian everyone jumps with guns in hand.
“AUE KIYA?!?” the general asks the childern.
His AI companion translates “I think he wants to know where you go that plasma pistol childern.”
Well this escalated quickly…
Grabs ant-alcohol special
Splashes it in Elite general’s face
And what the hell are a group of children doing in a bar aboard a spacecraft designed to transport army personnel?
Sanghelli General straightens up his back and looks down at the puny human who had splashed a drink into his face.
He begins to talk in sangheli- his ai companion translates - "Ardo’ Moretummes is now security for this disgusting bar, and loves bartender for allowing him to kill, if you do not respect the rules as posted outside. My sword will unlock your death and your sole may carry on to the great journey."
"Raka arhuhe human? Boairu…"
((Got that “funny” human? Good…))
The elite gives his famous mangled mutilated smile and laughs