The Halo Pub || Who the hell bumped This?

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> > (I don’t even know how to write Mr. Mac into the story without a really bad reintroduction. I’ll just wait for y’all to kick off the story again to get me reoriented. Unless, since Mr. Mac was inside a Covenant battlecruiser does that time travel with him?)
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> (Get it! Sure, why not. The Covenant is inbound tomorrow anyway…Scout ship perhaps?)

(Gimme some time, when I come up with something, there’s gonna be a helluva read to go through. Fasten your cheeks to your chair, and prepare to be blown away. Mr. Mac is coming back, orbital platform style.)

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> “What the… how did we get to New Mombasa?”
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> Blueninja looks over at the trio
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> “I have a feeling that this is your fault. You three need to stop messing with that book.”
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> Blueninja reaches for the black plasma rifle on his leg
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> “Wait where did it go? Oh never mind those ONI guys took it from me.”
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> Looks to the rest of the group
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> “So what are we going to do now?”

(In case anyone missed this in the clutter of random off topic posts^) (Might as well get the story going again :P)

(( @ Mr. Mac, you could always just use the “2nd Universe Mr. Mac” because their will be “two” of you in this present universe. Mr. Mac in the 1st Universe is the one who was captured. I am interested to see where this story goes once New Mombasa turns into a post apocalyptic hell hole tomorrow! CANT WAIT :DD ))

((lets get back into it ladies and gentleman))

The bar zips through space and time and in the blink of an eye all of the mist and dust fades away.

Ardo Moretummes was thrown to the ground amongst the commotion of timetravel and teleportation. He picks himself up and notices the trio of tiny humans huddled around the book on the floor, each bickering with each other.

ardo speaks and his Ai translates

"The book, thats min- he loses his train of thought as he glances out the window and notices they arn’t on the ring anymore “What happend?! You tiny humans! Where did you take us!”

Ardo Moretummes pulls out his engery sword and ignites it

ardo growls

“WHERE ARE WE!?”

Ardo over hears blueninja say New Mombasa

Ardo Moretummes thinks to himself New Mombasa is in ruins… This can’t be true…

Kit looks at the Confused Sangheili

“Put the sword away! I’ve no clue what has happened either but now is not the time for thought-less actions.”

Turning to face the Trio Kit folds her arms

“What just happened?”

Over hearing Blue Kit’s eyes grow wide

“That can’t be right…”

Joe walked back into the pub, still confused about where he was, but now knowing when he was. He returned just in time to be addressed by Kit. Fred pointed at Sam. Sam pointed at Joe. Joe pointed at Fred.

“We’re DOOOOMED!” Sam whined.

Fred looked up at Kit. “Welcome to our life. I’m telling you, that darn book needs to be exploited for monetary gain somehow. We either go too far back or too far forward! I wish we could control it. Not like we can punch in ‘October 26th 1985’ and ZAP be there.”

Joe attempted an explanation. “Well, The Book opened and decided it was time to travel time. Which we all just did. Normally, we end up somewhere and have to find The Book in order to get back to our present, but things got a little skewed when we ended up with The Book in our hands in our future, your present. Now it would appear we’re in your past, but our future.”

Ardo starts walking to the childern, ignoring the purple and white spartan.

“You tiny humans have ruined my plans to annihilate the UNSC INFINITY and claim glory for the covenant! Nothing will stop your impending doom this time!!.”

Ardo runs at the tiny humans, he steps on one of them and raises his sword to drive into the child holding the book. one of the three childern lunge at the elites sword arm and cling onto it- stopping the elite from skewering his friend. The child who was being crushed by the elites foot gasps for air as his face turning a dark red and purple. The last of the three children was punching and scraping at the elites leg trying desperately to free his friend from being squished.

Ardo shakes the child of his sword arm and slices him on the cheek, barely missing his entire head. He looks down at the child he has pinned against the floor with his foot, the child tries desperatly to fight for air but fails as he feels his chest starts collapsing against the weight of the enormous elite.

Ardo raises his sword to finish off the tiny human

Kit can not grasp what she just heard nor what she sees.
Kit draws her Carbine and fires a shot past the Sangheili

“You, stop…NOW!”

Kit fires a shot at the Swords hilt knocking it from the Sangheili’s hand

“Get off of him…”

Walking closer into the pub with his new friend the Master Chief

" Hey guys! I’m back from the dead! "

Noticing that the pub is disappearing, he runs into the entrance with the Master Chief

Seems like we’ll need to catch the pub first!

Sounds like a plan to me soldier.In an alternate reality, another soldier codenamed ‘Cyanides’ plants c4s around the pub in New Mombasa. He is cold, serious, humourless and knows no life other than that of a soldier. He is now about to destroy the ground on which they stand. The now bloodthirsty ONI agent is in active camo with a shotgun on his back.

Cyanades suddenly appears and falls over the Elite with his new pal, Master Chief!

The sangheili caught up in the moment freezes as the words of kit ring in his ears

he has a quick flashback of all that he had expirenced. His first hug with a human - his single tear - her laughter - her smile - the tooth ardo had given her - the way she made him feel…

ardo snaps back to reality when kit fires a single shot into his hand, causing him to drop the sword.

The sword impales the bar floor almost impaling the book in the process.

the child being crushed, wiggles free.

ardo clentches his hand to his chest

ardo turns to kit, he sees her face, disgusted and shocked, ardo has no words to say

“Hey Sarge! Sarge! Wake up ya blimey fool!”

*Shaken awake by a Marine lance corporal, young, in his mid-twenties. His name read as Stuart, Davis in Sergeant Mac’s HuD. *

“Helluva blast you just went through there Sergeant, you’re lucky to be alive right now. But celebrations over, we got Covies all over this sector of the city.”

Phantom dropship flies overhead, searchlight activated. Sgt. Mac just finally notices the rain beating on his brow, and the neon lights of the city in the dark.

“Keep low, keep quiet. We have to make it to the nearest UNSC rally point.” Stuart tossed Mac a silenced M7 caseless. “This should keep ya off the radar sir. You lead the way, I got your -Yoink- covered.”

Sgt. Mac took point, sneaking through building and avoiding Mombasa’s streets at every turn possible. Threats of snipers and Covenant mortar vehicles from the last encounter were still fresh in the mind. Finally however, the apartment complex emptied out into a 4-way plaza, a bridge running across Mac’s current location to another building.

“Stuart, looks like we’re gonna have to brave the open. Pull out your thermal, eyes on any Covies?”

Stuart rescinded his helmet’s HuD chip and raised his Thermal BiNocs.

“Three jackal snipers on three separate rooftops sir. I’m also seeing movement through windows, so it looks like backup is on hand. How do we wanna do this sir?”

Sgt. Mac looked through his pack for anything of use, but nothing showed promise.

“Well, I don’t like our chances but it’s the best we’ve got. We’re sneaking by.”

Sgt. Mac and LCpl. Stuart vaulted from a balcony down into a planter on a sidewalk, then continued along the side of the wall closest to the NAV point on the HuD.

“Duck, phantom scout right above us!” Stuart whispered.

The searchlight passed right over Mac, but Stuart was caught dead in the beam. The phantom circled around and landed in the plaza to drop reinforcements. The whole block was about to be on them both if they didn’t run for the next roadway traffic door. Stuart and Mac bolted for the exit.

“Forget stealth! They’re chasing us by scent anyway, brutes can smell from miles away.” Yelled Stuart.

Mac and Stuart ran to the door, and hit the switch to initiate the opening sequence, but the door jammed halfway open.

“Stuart, work on the door, I’ll cover you!”

As Stuart began hacking the terminal, Mac leaned up against a wall to ambush the pursuing brute squad. First the grunts came around the corner and were caught in a hail of cold ammunition. When a brute captain veered around Mac emptied a full magazine into it, but it was only enough to break the power armor’s shielding. The brute charged Sgt. Mac and threw him aside. The alien, enraged, lept into the air for a finishing kill only to find Sgt. Mac’s spare knife in it’s eye.

“Huh!” The beast landed on Mac knocking all the air out of him. It was a struggle getting out from under it, but Mac made it out and bolted for the door. Stuart opened the door just in time for Sgt. Mac and himself to run through.

“Gimme a second sir! Gotta close the door behind u-” The flash blinded Sgt. Mac too with such a near miss. Stuart’s body lay on the ground, without a head, and a steaming stump where his neck had been.

“-Yoink!-! Snipers are everywhere!” Mr. Mac bolted over to the gate switch and closed the gate while flashes of light vaporized the street around him. When the gate closed, Sgt. Mac ran for an apartment building where he dropped his gear, sat down, and activated his tacpad looking at his map. Just another bloc and he’d be at the rally point.

“It’s gonna be a helluva night. I wonder what life would be like in some alternate universe, if I hadn’t enlisted with the UNSC as an earth kid…probably lots less demanding.”

And with that Mr. Mac rested an hour before setting out for Marine rally-point Alpha.

Kit continues to aim at the Sangheili

“You lied to me…you told me to trust you! This is what I get?”

Walking up to the Sangheili Kit looks him straight in the eye

“I stuck up for you…”

Kit looks at the ground shaking her head

“My fireteam is on the Infinity…they are my only friends…my only family…and you…”

Kit clenchs her fists

“I don’t understand…”

Coming out of active camo, Cyanides then talks to Kit with his Shotgun out and pointing at her
You aren’t going to hurt anyone now that I am here. ONI needs intel on the covenant and he is the perfect candidate, an inside source. I can give you the choice to give him to me, kill the the elite yourself, or die to me right now.

(am I in the right universe? )

Turning to face Cyan

“ONI is the ENTIRE reason the Covenant is still around. He is not coming with you, I will not harm him and you will do no such thing.”

*With that Kit takes aim at Cyan."

Ardo hand continues to bleed more and more

“I told you, you wouldn’t be smiling after our journey was over…”

ardo stares at his only friend he has ever had.

He then looks over to the cyan colored spartan then back to kat

“don’t you see kit, the humans would never have allowed me to live with them, I remained loyal to the covenant becuase I have never liked the humans… However, if you hand me over to the spartan they will torture me for information and you know as well as I do how cruel ONI can be.”

“I know now killing is wrong, you have showed me that white and purple spartan…”

Cyanides then shoots his shotgun then vanishes into thin air(AC), hitting Kit indefinitely in the abdomen.

You will pay for that decision. Enough talk.

Cyanades then wakes up and notices that Kit was shot. He is however immobilized by the Master Chief’s unconscious body

(there is CyanIDES and CyanAdes. fyi)

(Wow you guys type fast! Need to revise this)

  • Not taking her eyes off Cyan *

“Our journey is not over. Trust m-.”

Cyan’s buckshot connects with Kit

Kit sprays her Carbine hitting Cyan 3 times

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(like I said CyanIDES who is bad and CyanADES who is good and trapped under Master Chief)

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(See above post)

Oh Kit! How foolish must you be! I am surprised that you have changed your personality so quick from the last time I encountered you. You seem like the exact opposite now.

Finally pushing the MC off his body, Cyanades activates his Promethean Vision.
(cyanades dialogue now)
Imposter! I will kill you!

Cyanades then tackles Cyanides and fights him. This also wears his Ac off, showing a black and cyan Spartan fighting a cyan and red one. Each had the same armour.

(cyanides dialogue now)

My shielding was damaged before this! Arghh, this is an unfair fight!