the ONI personal find the plasma rifle on the floor
they pull out unfamiliar but powerful guns and loudly shout
“where is he!!”
Meanwhile, the beeping plasma rifle pops up a small holographic AI.
the following speech is the AI
Greetings!
as like most human AIs this one was Female.
Now I heard that CorruptKnight may be-
realises ONI officers, electrocutes them using the gun
Anyway, the next one who was familiar to him who speaks (posts) will get a message, a part of his personal log detailing the events of his life and why these -Yoinks!- are chasing him, these are personal logs so these cant all be in one big message, I will arrive regularly when I can send a new one! But! there is one thing, these logs will be destroyed after you have read them so you know, do something about that,
((So basicly,the next person who posts who I am familiar with, will get a part of my characters back story and why ONI are hunting him. And also, if you get it. Be sure to copy and paste it somewhere, or its gone for ever.))
Edit: ((300 replies yeah!))
Nobody really knew who was completely at fault. In fact, The Trio still argues about it today. Fred blamed Sam. Sam blamed Joe. Joe blamed Fred. But regardless of who was responsible, the misadventures of the trio would change the fate of the rest of the bar, forever.
Sam had managed to program the auto server to make his own recipe, and soon he was hunkered over a steaming bowl of futuristic macaroni and cheese. The Book rested next to him, while Fred and Joe watched the PSA’s from the Infinity scroll across the screens. Fred decided he was bored, and reached over from his Orange Crush to poke at Sam’s mac & cheese with a fork.
“Fred!” Sam shrieked. “This is the first food I’ve had in what seems like days, you better be thankful that your antics haven’t given me juvenile onset diabetes all ready!”
Fred rolled his eyes. “Whatever, geek. I just wanted a small taste, see what it was like.”
“Come on you two, can’t we all just get along?” bemoaned Joe. “Sam, let him try it, it’s not that big of a deal. We’re acting like a bunch of children.”
“We ARE a bunch of children, Joe,” Sam heatedly retorted. “Some of us are just more mature than others.”
Fred pestered Sam again, this time Sam shoved him away. Fred stopped for the moment, devoting his eyes back to the screen. Sam, thinking he had won, continued to slurp down his food with a winning grin on his face. But, with one last shove, Fred pushed Sam off his stool and gained his prize. Sam, desperately seeking a grip on the edge of the bar to prevent himself from falling on the floor, accidentally grabbed The Book, and ended up hitting the floor with a thud. The Book teetered on the edge of the bar, and landed face down, with pages open. A light and small swirling mist had begun to emit from the pages, horrifying The Trio.
“What have you done!?!” gasped Joe.
“We’re doomed!” cried Sam.
Fred grabbed the book and slowly turned it over, as it refused to close. In an instant, the mist had enveloped the bar, and slowly started sucking everyone into The Book. The bar, everyone in it, and everyone who had been associated with it (including our pal Mr. Mac, who was last seen being held captive, and our Comedian friend, the flood bits he may now be), was trapped by the magical time traveling powers of The Book, being sent to another time and place.
Joe was the first to pull himself off the floor. As usual in their time travling scenarios, The Book was gone. Seeing as the pub had been transported by The Book as well, there was broken glasses, beverages, food, and patrons strewn all over the bar floor. Joe stumbled toward the front door, only to walk out into a buzzing metropolis on what seemed like Earth. It took a few minutes just for him to take it all in, when he saw a sign that truly frightened him. It read… THE CITY OF NEW MOMBASA WELCOMES YOU. OCTOBER 19TH, 2552.
(If you don’t know the relevance of that date…look it up).
(I know the relevance of that date alright, and maybe you should check your messages Mr Trio.)
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(Apparently, my antiquated version of IE doesn’t display the “new message” pop up…or is that a fault of the new UI? Anyway, message received).
Sorry if this comes up as offensive to somebody, but is it bad that i find this whole thread extremely cringeworthy?
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(Most role plays are friend ALSO, still a better story then Destiny.)
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That…Was an odd sentence. Its missing at least one , and ‘it’
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Edit: I discovered I don’t want to be rude.
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(That’s fine, and totally normal. People either like role plays or really really dislike it, there is nothing inbetween.)
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Oh right. I can’t even type proper English anymore.
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At any rate I’m sorry about that…It was rude.
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Oh don’t feel bad. None of us are perfect.
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We can strive to be.
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Okay. You strive to be whatever you want, and ill just be off.
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Lol okay ^.^
It was a nice chat!
“What the… how did we get to New Mombasa?”
Blueninja looks over at the trio
“I have a feeling that this is your fault. You three need to stop messing with that book.”
Blueninja reaches for the black plasma rifle on his leg
“Wait where did it go? Oh never mind those ONI guys took it from me.”
Looks to the rest of the group
“So what are we going to do now?”
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(Edit: I don’t want to be rude.)