The Halo Pub || Who the hell bumped This?

Kit comes sprinting

“Don’t leave me here!”

And with all aboard the falcon lifts off, and the ONI agent finishes his debrief. Mr. Mac looks over to Kit.

“Ma’am, you take my seat, I can stand.”

Mr. Mac gets up and grabs onto the rail going over the ceiling of the troop bay. Kit takes a seat.

“So, Installation 07, built by Forerunners. Who were they? Why did they go through so much effort to take out this parasite?”

EDIT:

Just a small idea guys, I just changed my avatar to the closest depiction of Mr. Mac in his current appearance. What if we all reselected our avatars to reflect our fictional characters?"

Taking off her helmet Kit flashes Mac a smile

“Thank you but don’t call me Ma’am…I am Kit.”

looking over to the Sangheili

" Are you okay? It looks painful…"

Spartan Scott Edwards watched as the members of his Fireteam Wolf went about their daily two-hour long weight lifting session within Infinity’s gym. The ship might have been known for its super duper pooper scooper weapons and gotta go fast slippy drives, but the gym was more or less what you’d expect on any other UNSC ship. The gym was divided into halves, with one side simulating normal Earth gravity, and the other generating twice that much. Which of course made the weights on the 2G side way heavier. How heavier, you say? Well, imagine holding something. Now imagine holding a second same something right on top of the first one. Congratulations, you now understand what “doubling” means. Good for you. Anywhoo, the reason why Edwards had his team in the gym for two hours every space day was because he wanted his team to get friggin’ swole. Like really friggin’ swole. We’re talking biceps the size of small third world outer colonies and pectorials so large they’d need DD-cup bras.

Mr. Mac looks over to the elite.

“Sorry about that. I took the sword being awful close as a warning sign.”

Elite stares back with glaring contempt.

“I can see there’s nothing I can do to ease that anger off. I’ll leave you be.”

Checks on the comedian, who has started growing tentacles out of his nose.

“You feeling alright?”

Comedian snarls and screams back in return just like the creatures encountered earlier.

“-Yoink-, somebody help me get this thing out of the falcon!”

What was the comedian tackles Mr. Mac with it out the side of the falcon.

“Ahhh!”

Mr. Mac and the creature disappear out of sight.

Kit sighs and jumps out of the Falcon after them

Catching up to them via her thrusters Kit aims with her Carbine and fires this ends the creature(I’m sure he will be back lol). Now catching up to Mac Kit grabs him and engages her jetpack and flies him back to safety on the now hovering falcon.

FE17 holds the Falcon steady while KitKat and Falcon reboard

“Well, we’ve lost a great comedian. I’ll miss those puns…”

“All right, KitKat, let’s escort the pub module and the people barricaded inside away from the ring so Infinity can provide sterilization fire.”

-Fwoosh-

the passengers look up just in time to see Blueninja’s drop pod smash into the Falcon’s tail making it spin out of control

the pod lands down in the jungle below them but the door does not open

the Falcon crashes near the pod with the passengers scattered around it

(wow a lot of stuff happened while I was in the pod)

“Damn, I thought I was a gonner.”

Mac dusts himself off.

“Let’s get out of here.”

Drop pod smashes into Falcon.

“Goddammit! What hit us?”

Sees burning pod descend into the surface.

“Just our luck. Brace for impac…”

The falcon crashes in the jungle below.

(Edit, Corrected)
sees drop pod hit falcon
What the…?

The drop pod door hisses then shoots forward

“Well that was a long and bumpy tri… Uh oh.”

ODST Blueninja runs to the crashed Falcon to check on the passengers

Night had past and was now beginning of the 2nd day on Instalation 07, the crew on the falcon all remain unccounicious from their crash landing, Ardo Moretummes was the first to awake.

Finding himself 30 meters away from the crash site, Ardo Moretummes picks himself up off the jungle floor. At this point the bandage that mended his gunshot wound inflicted by Mr. Mac had now became soaked in blood and could no longer stop the bleeding.

Ardo sits down next to a tree and props up against it, and he begins to unravle the bandage.

Although extruciating the sangheili does not wence at the pain. Unraveling the bandage reveals that a good portion of his abdomen was cut from the bullet entry, which was the scource from all the blood

The sangheili general pulls out his sword, and ingnites it. Skillfully he posistions the sword with the flat bit resting just above his wounds - he then presses it down onto his flesh, and cauterizes the wound.

The hot plasma generated from the sword had left a giant burn mark. Thus adding to his collection of scars, burns and cuts.

he then says to himselfAue ji jrashta, ishi koroshu sijme ni jiut Mr. Mac tikoxar.

With his sword still ignited he begins to walk over to the others uncouncious at the crash site- he sees an ODST sprinting toward him and quickly puts his sword away

After the second day, no one seemed to notice the unconscience body in the pelican wreckage except one Spartan II. He came sprinting towards the wreckage at an alarming rate and tended for the injured yet peculier Spartan IV. The Spartan II wore Sage-Green armour with a rough yet awe-inspiring voice. The Green Spartan spoke

"Are you hurt? Do you need a weapon?"Cyanades, the injured Spartan IV spoke
“Thanks for the help sir, may I ask for your identity?”

" I am Master Chief Petty Officer John 117"" And I am Darth Vader! Please don’t lie!"

" Actually soldier…"

Corporal Samuel Clyde rocked forward as his Single Occupant Exoatmospheric Insertion Vehicle slammed into the ground with crushing force, kicking up clumps of dirt and grass, a hazy cloud of brown hovering around his pod being the end result as the hatch flipped upright. Unclasping his safety harness, Sam grabbed his rifle from the slot beside his seat, tucked it to his shoulder and casually stepped out onto the soft ground. Light gleamed off of his blue-tinted visor as he looked skyward, inhaling a refreshing breath even though his helmet restricted him from smelling the sweet morning dew.

Donned in full vacuum grade, the Corporal stood at 5’9" with a BR55HB/SR held caringly in his gloved hands. In the distance rose the a slender column of black smoke. The Falcon crash site, he thought. Squinting his eyes, his VISR detected the facial movement and switched to magnification mode. He could see movement, another ODST maybe. The rangefinder displayed the distance. Only five hundred meters.

He bounced off of his stance and took a steady jog, and within two minutes he was there. Catching his breath, Clyde kept his rifle up, approaching the rest of the distance in a steady tactical walk while scanning his surroundings 360 degrees. Taking a second look at other trooper, his VISR tagged the man’s IFF as “Blueninja.”

A laugh escaped Sam’s lips, muffled by his helmet. “Nice aiming, Blue. Taking out a Falcon like that…you must’ve been one special snowflake in drop training.”

Seeing the ODST General Ardo Moretummes walks away from the crash site making sure he isn’t seen
He pulls out his AI companion and begins talking in sangheili

“Renraku-sen no masutā Luro’ Taralumee,”
((Contact ship master Luro Taralumee.))

The AI glows and says “Yes General.”

*The General waits as a connection is made between him and the ship master, The AI finally traingulates the signal and begins relaying the ship masters messages to the general >>>>>

The ship masters voice comes through deep and menacing
“Ardo Moretummes… wa, matawa watashi wa itan-sha o iu hitsuyō ga arimasu. Mongeral suki ni narimashita, Horthorthort.”
((Ardo Moretummes… or should I say heretic. Are you a mongeral lover now. laughter))

Ardo moretummes replies “Anata no acustistions no otōto o hozon shi, watashi wa itan-sha ga, tōjō tōjisha ga ete iru kanōsei ga aru koto o watashi ga koroshita nda.”
((save your acustistions brother, I am no heretic, that boarding party could have gotten me killed))
__ship master Luro’ Taralumme "Dōyō ni sore wa motsubeki! Hito e no anata no kankei wa shitsumon-bako mēdo motte ori,-betsu no senchō o korosu koto ni yotte anata jishin no rēsu o uragimmotte, anata wa watashi no burēdo no HERETIC BY shinu"
((AS WELL IT SHOULD HAVE!! YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE HUMANS HAS MADE YOU WEEK, AND YOU HAVE BETRAYED YOUR OWN RACE BY KILLING ANOTHER SHIP MASTER, YOU WILL DIE BY MY BLADE HERETIC))

Ardo Moretummes sanps ‘Watashi wa koko ni iru naze anata wa wasurete shimatta koto ga arimasu ka? Watashi wa ningen to didacts-te ni yotte watashi ni atae rareta watashi no meirei to kyōgō go tōjō pātī o, shintō -Yoink- kita, anata wa watashi ni mukatte bujoku o michibiku yō ni shinai no ga kenmeidarou.’
((Have you forgotten why I am here. I have infiltrated the humans and your boarding party conflicted with my orders, given to me by the didacts hand, you would be wise not to direct your insults towards me.))

Ship Master Luro Taralumme responds “Jul Mdama ubete kono ato, anata no unmei o kettei shimasu… Sore wa nan ARDO anata wa sonogo no tame ni watashi ni renraku shimashita?” ((Jul’ Mdama will decide your fate after all this then… Then what is it Ardo, what have you contacted me for then?"

Ardo Moretummes replies “Watashi wa… Im wa harōringu no gozen kare ni iu UNSC infiniti wa, arei no chikaku de kidō-jō ni kotei sa rete iru koto o… Kare ni iu… Mdamma ni messēji o sōshin shi, kare ni iu… Anata wa Mdamma ni messēji o sōshin suru hitsuyō ga arimasu… Ningen wa mōichido keiyaku o osorerudeshou, watashitachiha seitō ni shuchō shi tari, mantorupīsu no hogo-sha to -Yoink- no sekinin to watashitachiha subete no saigo no ningen o korosudeshou! Watashitachiha watashitachi no fukushū ochi kyōdai ishi, sore ga sugi, garasu nakunaru made chikyū no hyōmen ni watashitachi no shinseina namae o moyasu! Keiyaku no gyakushū-bi to -Yoink- māku kono Ni~Tsuoyobi Ni~Tsu wa sore wa UNSC kantai no kuraun JEWL o destryoing kite, karera no iwayuru `bugendai’ no hi mukaemasu!”

((I need you to send a message to Mdamma… tell him Im am on a halo ring… tell him… that the UNSC infinity is anchored in orbit near the array… Send a message to Mdamma, and say to him… The humans will once again fear the covenant, we will rightfully claim or responsibility as guardians of the mantel and we will kill every last human! We will revenge our fallen brothers and burn our sacred names into Earth’s surface until it is nothing more but glass! Marks this day and the days to come that destryoing the crown jewl of the UNSC Fleet, their so called “infinity” will mark the day as the day the covenant strikes back!!))

Ship master Luro Taralumme "Subete wa, ippantekina ARDO Moretummes hyō! Anata no sacrafice wa anata ga rekishi ni na o kizamu irudeshou! Soshite, watashitachi wa anata no tsuyo-sa to yūki o sonchō shinakereba naranai. Anata ga utagawashī mono ni -Yoink- iru ningendesu ka?"
((All hail General Ardo Moretummes! Your sacrafice will carve you’re name in history! And we shall honor your strength and courage. Do the humans you are with suspect anything?))

Ardo Moretummes “NO, ningen wa kono hairetsu-jō no seigyo-kyoku o mitsukeru koto ga, watashi wa karera no tasuke ga hitsuyō ni narimasu… Watashi o sonchō to tokuten yūjin no hitori to -Yoink- watashi o sanshō -Yoink- kudasai. Watashi wa mata, thier iden kōdo wa, sore o yūkōnisuru yuiitsu no hōhō wa, sonomama, sore o kassei-ka sa seru karera no tasuke ga hitsuyō ni narimasu…”
((NO, the humans respect me and see me as one of thier friends… I will need their help though finding the control station on this array. I will also need their help activating it, as thier genetic code is the only way to activate it…))

ship master Luro Taralumme “Kōun ARDO Moretummes. Luro Taralumme auto.”
((Good luck Ardo Moretummes. Luro Taralumme out.))

Ardo Moretummes returns to the crashsite to see another ODST has arrived

Kit finally coming to observes the wreckage, getting to her feet she checks evreyone vitals
“Oh thank god.”
everyone is fine just out cold, Kit begins to look around to see that some ODSTs have arrived

“Your drop pod was almost the end of us solider!”

stopping herself from getting too mad, she sees the Sangheili and walks over to him.

“I’m so happy I found you! When I woke up you were not around…I feared the worst…”

Kit grabs the Sangheili and gives him a hug

“You are so lucky I can’t hug you harder right now!”

She points at his wound

“Are you okay…I think you should let me look at that.”

arrives
can I finally join the conversation?
stares down at plasma rifle, glad for it to be back

You guys are so cruel.

The Trio clambers up on three bar stools to face Knight the Bartender, who is admiring his Plasma Rifle

“Let’s fill in some details,” goes Sam. “We’re a little confused as to what exactly is going on, as people are dropping in randomly without minding their surroundings or knowing exactly where they are in the heat of the moment.”

“So, we decided to synopsize what exactly is going on since the Pub landed on the surface of flood infested Installation 07. As far as characters go, that big Elite continues to talk to its AI companion in its own language like a foreigner, which is always suspicious considering it sounds like he’s always plotting…” picked up Fred.

“Insensitive. Rude,” interjected Sam.

*Fred shoots Sam a look, and continues. “Anyway, Kat is continuing her emotional tirade by hugging everything in sight, Mr. Mac is shooting things, the Comedian turned into a Zombie-type creature, tackled Mac out the side of a Falcon that was carrying the Elite and Kat, piloted by FE17, which then got smashed into by Blue Ninja’s helljumping drop pod. KitKat avoided the wreckage by going after Mr. Mac and emptying Carbine into the Zombie.”

Joe picks up, looking to finish the summary. “Somehow, on this desolate planet, the falcon picked a jungle to crashland in, which in turn knocked all passengers unconscious for a day. They somehow managed to avoid being infected by the local inhabitants of the ringworld, and last we saw, an officer ODST with a sarcastic tone dropped into the crash site, which apparently contains Master Chief Petty Officer John 117. Whoever that is.”

“Barkeep, we’ll have three Strawberry Crushes, as we watch what’s in store for everyone else. Maybe things will actually make sense this time around, and have some sort of direction,” Sam finished, casually flipping the pages of The Book on the counter.

Falling… falling… falling… nothing.
Wakes up to a blinding white light
Huh, wha… where I am?
A mysterious figure appears before him
I am the Librian… and this is the space between spaces.

Well,Miss Bookworm, that explains a lot. Thanks. What happened… did I die…?
“You and the Flood form”
The say huzwat?
Popcorn thing scuttles past
FREE! YES!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE IN THAT IDIOT’S MIND?! THE PUNS!!! Oh, THE PUNS!!!
So… why am I here…?
“To go back.”
Really?! I can go back? Is it because I’m not ready yet? Because my friends down there need me?
“What? Heck no, I’m not ready to put up with your jokes yet.”

A black remote-looking object appears in hand
"Press ‘X’ to Respawn
BOOP

Appears next to crew
Hey guys! I’m back! Don’t believe that I died? Trust me, I’m being dead serious.