The Halo Pub || Who the hell bumped This?

Mr. Mac walks out of the bridge, determined to find the armory.

“Damn, there must be a map somewhere.”

Mr. Mac rounds the corner with a map on the wall, and runs to the armory remembering the directions. Mr. Mac then is stopped by the door locked via a passcode.

“Passcodes, really? Uh…1234-Infinity.”

“Access Granted, door opening!”

“Damn…that was just…nevermind.”

*Mr. Mac walks into the armory and sheds his white dress suit in favor of a marine combat harness. After scratching out the UNSC emblem on it, he inspects the walls of rifle and chooses an MA37 model Assault Rifle.

“Heh, I could do some real damage with this.”

Mr. Mac grabs about 20 magazines and puts them in his satchel. Then frowns at his pistol, realizing space is tight.

“Sorry Susan, I’ll come back for you some day.”

Mr. Mac lays Susan down gently in the corner of the room where not many would find it.

“Be good for me.”

Mr. Mac runs back to the bar, ready to recruit members to investigate the artifact.

FE17 glances out the window at Installation 07

“Well, I guess the UNSC won’t have to spend any more time and money hunting this Halo…”

He freezes as the feed from one of his hidden mics picks up the Elite’s conversation with Dinklebot

The translation is highly incomplete, but enough details come through to worry FE17

He surreptitiously activates his ONI distress beacon

> silverback sees the elite standing alone with his AI at the back of the bar
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> He walks over to and sits down next to Comicbeast1212
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> “Hey what do you think those two are up to?”
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> (Theres something fishy with that elite)

Didn’t know that engineers were a type of fish, but yeah, I agree…

Overhears trio’s discussion
Brilliant idea pops to mind
Wait, if we’re dead in the water above a mysterious Halo ring, can’t we just go back in time with that book teleportato thing? Heck, even go back before Reach and be completely prepared for the Covenant onslaught? And that one time I forgot my lines at an open mic in New Mombasa?

Endless possibilities!

Knowing the Room she is blocking the Sangheili in is bugged Kit raises her voice

“Turn it off, the mics and any alarms FE17 or iceberg have on…turn them off.”

Still awaiting the Sangheili’s response

“We do not need ONI here.”

The Sangheili looks down at the white and purple spartan and says as his AI translates

“Nothing bad will come to you human.”

The sangheili then announces to the bar

“I will go with you humans to explore this sacred halo array, I, as well as my AI, can decipher forerunner glyphs, you will need my help.”

Mr. Mac busts into the bar

“So guys, who wants to go take a pelican and see what the big deal with this ring is? All in favor say aye and I’ll go find the keys!”

Mr. Mac waits patiently.

“I am ready human.”

“Ladieeeees and gentlemen, boys and girls, the one and ONI… Serin Osman!”

Everybody looks at Comic like he’s grown a third leg
I’m sorry, that seemed like the perfect opportunity… to, erm… nevermind.

Anyway, if the pipsqueaks here won’t use their T is for Time Travel book, I guess I’ll join Big Mac down on the surface of that ring… we may be flooded with with hostiles.

> Mr. Mac busts into the bar
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> “So guys, who wants to go take a pelican and see what the big deal with this ring is? All in favor say aye and I’ll go find the keys!”
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> Mr. Mac waits patiently.

(you spelled KEYES wrong hahaha)

Sam turns to address the Comedian, being terrible at billiards, and sports in general

“That would be good and all, but we really have no choice at choosing where or when we end up. If that were the case, I’d go right back to Joe’s 10th birthday and burn this rotten book right up before we could get into any of this trouble, and prevent me from developing a heart tremor and a nervous tick!”

“Alright, it turns out I already acquired the keys so lets go! Everybody got a weapon…besides puns?”

Mr. Mac leads the team to the hangar and enters the cockpit of the nearest good looking pelican. He then boots up the vehicle.

“Everyone aboard?”

“ah what the hell, the services here wasn’t that great anyway…”

stands up

“IM IN!!”

runs do the pelican launch bay

“dont forget me guys!!”

Kit comes Sprinting

“Wait! I’m coming!”

silverback climbs into the pelican and yells

“SHOTGUN!”

Stiff arming comic beast in the face as he climbs into the cockpit of the pelican

He then looks at mr mac starring blank at the controls

“uhhh. you sure you know how to fly this thing?”

rethinks his descion for sitting in the cockpit.

Once the pelican was full, Damien hops aboard.

“Let’s do it.”

Damien spins two magnums in his hands Revolver Ocelot style.

Stiffed armed out the back of Pelican
Notices back of Pelican sealing

Hang on guys! In-flight entertainment! And I want want complementary peanuts this time! Your complementary pretzels nearly broke my teeth!

Pelican lifts off
Comic clings to outer starboard turret

“WAIT WAIT WAIT . HOLD ON, put her back down!”

Stands up. checks his back pocket, front pocket, side pocket, side front pocket, otherside front pocket, backpack, fannypack and leg pouch.

“SHOOT!” Silver back says…

“forgot my wallet, hold on!”

everyone groans

“I’ve got my complimentary snack right here.”

Damien pulls out a large flask and takes a swig of hard whiskey.

What the heck are you going to buy on a desolate Forerunner artifact?!


Meh, Shotgun seat is mine now.

sitting next to the Sangheili

“I’m sorry for thinking you had bad intentions…I just thought…”

she trails off

“I’m just sorry.”

silverback comes racing back with his wallet in hand

“FOUND IT!”

“I also grabbed this too” :smiley:

pulls out CD labled (awesome Mix VOL.1) and pops it into the cd tray of the pellican… the pelican than jumps to life with the mjolnir mix halo 2 theme song

then sits one seat behind comicbeast1212

begins irriatingly blowing in the side of his ear and poking his head

“your gonna regret taking my spot” :DDDDD

“we got a long way to go to get to that halo ring…”

> What the heck are you going to buy on a desolate Forerunner artifact?!
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> …

“what I just though there might be a nice gift shop down there…” :confused:

“wanna bring back something for the kid… ya know?”

hoping they have a grunt bobble head doll, spartan silverback prays