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THE FRESH LASKY OF CORBULO
Now, this is a legend all about how
My career got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit there yo
I’ll tell you how I became the Lasky of Corbulo
In New Harmony was born and raised
In my basement playin’ Halo I spent most of my days
Winnin’ games levelin’ up all cool
And shootin’ up some Grunts outside of the school
When some wanna be pros who thought they was fame
Started makin’ trouble in my match-made game
I got in one little 1v1 and my momma got the hive
She says “you’re going to Corbulo without Xbox Live”
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me astray
She bought me a ticket and took me up to a Frigate
I stepped onboard and said “I might as well kick it.”
First class, it’s not a bad dream
Drinkin’ chocolate milk out of a rifle magazine
Is this what the UNSC living like?
Hoorah, this might be a good fight
But wait I hear they’re haters, oppressors all that
Is this the type of place that they send this Tomcat?
I don’t think so
I’ll see when I arrive though
I hope they be trained for the Lasky of Corbulo
Well, the Frigate landed and when I came out
There was a crazy Marine with an MA5 out
I ain’t no innie, can’t you see?
I’m the future captain of the Infinity!
I sprang with quickness like slipspace, and disappeared
I whistled for a Warthog and when it came near
The liscence plate said “Fresh” and had obsidian on the mirror
If anything I could say that this Hog not normal yo
But I pushed the thought away and said “take me to Corbulo!”
I got to the academy about seven or eight
And I yelled to the Hog, “Hope I don’t drive you, mate!’
I looked at my kingdom
Here I am yo
To sit on my throne as the Lasky of Corbulo