The factions in halo

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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note that this is supposed to be a humorous post depicting the factions in halo enjoy (Im probably going to get a lot of hate for this aren’t I) and also this doesn’t depict my opinion.

The Anti-sprint

-doesn’t like sprint because it apparently makes halo not halo?

-rival to sprint

-internet carrier is probably verizon

Sprint

  • Thinks that halo is evolving by adding sprint and should keep it

-Internet carrier is probably Sprint

-has a rivalry with anti-sprint

Casuals

  • Apparently doesn’t care what happens to halo

-only plays for brief stints

-apparently is ruining halo

Tryhards (competitive players)

-thinks that everything in halo is a competition and wants to be the best

-apparently is ruining halo

Sanghellites

-wants playable elites to be playable again

Achillites

-Wants achilles at all costs

halovolutionists

-wants halo to evolve and become like cod

-has a rivalry with the bungiesaurs

Bungiesaurs

-wants halo to go back to their roots

-wants bungie to make halo

-classifies h4 and onward as “not halo?”

-has a rivalry with the halovolutionists

People who are stuck in the middle of the bungiesaurs vs halovolutionists

-Don’t really comment on those kinds of topics

-their first halo game is h3

-generally is passive

Mic-n-Ike

-thinks that everyone has a mic

-wants everyone to talk

-rival to the Anti-Mic

Anti-Mic

-don’t want to talk

-thinks halo should be quiet

-probably mutes those who have a mic at the start

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> 2535454723805219;1:
> note that this is supposed to be a humorous post depicting the factions in halo enjoy (Im probably going to get a lot of hate for this aren’t I) and also this doesn’t depict my opinion.

And where do I fit in on these roks? If you’re throwing pointless labels around…Seriously where is the Pro Banhammer!

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What if i’m indifferent on sprint, play competitive only on weekends, love elites, and i use my mic but only in parties?

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What are Verizon and Sprint? Never heard of them.

Plus, everybody has different opinions, and may not fall into your categories. What if some people want Halo to evolve, yet stay to its roots and not be like Call of Duty? Or what about people who are passive and whose first game was Halo 1 rather than Halo 3?

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> What are Verizon and Sprint? Never heard of them.
>
> Plus, everybody has different opinions, and may not fall into your categories. What if some people want Halo to evolve, yet stay to its roots and not be like Call of Duty? Or what about people who are passive and whose first game was Halo 1 rather than Halo 3?

American phone companies

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So much whoa

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> What if i’m indifferent on sprint, play competitive only on weekends, love elites, and i use my mic but only in parties?

well then congratulation you are divergent

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> > 2535454723805219;1:
> > note that this is supposed to be a humorous post depicting the factions in halo enjoy (Im probably going to get a lot of hate for this aren’t I) and also this doesn’t depict my opinion.
> >
> > The Anti-sprint
> >
> > -doesn’t like sprint because it apparently makes halo not halo?
> >
> > -rival to sprint
> >
> > -internet carrier is probably verizon
> >
> > Sprint
> >
> > - Thinks that halo is evolving by adding sprint and should keep it
> >
> > -Internet carrier is probably Sprint
> >
> > -has a rivalry with anti-sprint
> >
> > Casuals
> >
> > - Apparently doesn’t care what happens to halo
> >
> > -only plays for brief stints
> >
> > -apparently is ruining halo
> >
> > Tryhards (competitive players)
> >
> > -thinks that everything in halo is a competition and wants to be the best
> >
> > -apparently is ruining halo
> >
> > Sanghellites
> >
> > -wants playable elites to be playable again
> >
> > Achillites
> >
> > -Wants achilles at all costs
> >
> > halovolutionists
> >
> > -wants halo to evolve and become like cod
> >
> > -has a rivalry with the bungiesaurs
> >
> > Bungiesaurs
> >
> > -wants halo to go back to their roots
> >
> > -wants bungie to make halo
> >
> > -classifies h4 and onward as “not halo?”
> >
> > -has a rivalry with the halovolutionists
> >
> > People who are stuck in the middle of the bungiesaurs vs halovolutionists
> >
> > -Don’t really comment on those kinds of topics
> >
> > -their first halo game is h3
> >
> > -generally is passive
> >
> > Mic-n-Ike
> >
> > -thinks that everyone has a mic
> >
> > -wants everyone to talk
> >
> > -rival to the Anti-Mic
> >
> > Anti-Mic
> >
> > -don’t want to talk
> >
> > -thinks halo should be quiet
> >
> > -probably mutes those who have a mic at the start
>
>
> And where do I fit in on these roks? If you’re throwing pointless labels around…Seriously where is the Pro Banhammer!

Pro Banhammer

-hates quitters

-thinks the banhammer should have a longer time and the banhammer should swing every time a person quits

-Hates any kind of troll

-Motto “Quitters never win”

-rival to the Anti-Banhammer

-favorite weapon is the gravity hammer

Anti-banhammer

-doesn’t like the banhammer

-Thinks that people should quit whenever they want

-Thinks quitters should always win

-hates the gravity hammer

-definitely unworthy to pick up mjolnir (thor’s hammer) or even wear the Mjolnir armor

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I think Halo should become Minecraft! Where do I fit in?
Did you just assume my faction?

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> I think Halo should become Minecraft! Where do I fit in?
> Did you just assume my faction?

actually Im not going to label that since thats just amazing, just imagine a mmo where you make Unsc bases and fight each other

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Its kinda weird that the people stuck in the middle is almost me minus the being quiet part.

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I know I’ll get some heat for this, but here goes: 343 haters are by far the most dogmatic people in the community.

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> I know I’ll get some heat for this, but here goes: 343 haters are by far the most dogmatic people in the community.

I couldn’t resist. First thing that came to mind

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> > 2533274808386392;4:
> > What are Verizon and Sprint? Never heard of them.
> >
> > Plus, everybody has different opinions, and may not fall into your categories. What if some people want Halo to evolve, yet stay to its roots and not be like Call of Duty? Or what about people who are passive and whose first game was Halo 1 rather than Halo 3?
>
>
> American phone companies

Ah, alright then. Thanks for the clarification!