Ever since the announcement of Halo 2, this game franchise has been dedicated to one goal.
Getting me to die of old age without noticing.
EVERY TIME I feel like I’ve MADE IT. Like I’ve finally got the Halo game, and that I’ll be able to die a happy man, years later they announce ANOTHER ONE.
And of course it’s going to be on my mind. And I’ll count the days slowly until the release date.
But what happens when they release Halo 6?
I’ve done the math, and Halo 6 could very well be released in 2017. If you subtract that from 2012, you get 5. If you add that to my current age as of June 9th, which is 21, you get 26.
Subtract 6 (NOBLE SIX), and you get 20.
If you If you multiply that by 7 (ONE ONE SEVEN. COINCIDENCE?!) you get 140.
If you subtract 140 from 140, you get 0, and then you add 140 to zero to get 140.
Follow me on this one. It’ll blow your MIND.
If you multiply that by 7142.857142857143…you get one million.
ONE MILLION YEARS in the future, in 2017, I will have been DEAD for…perhaps a thousand years.
I’m on to you, Frank…
I’d join in but I’m tired.
I’ll just nod, pat you on the head and patronize you. Damn, you are quite sharp you earned the right to take off that helmet and/or tinfoil.
You taking math courses from Sarge?
I drew a Halo in art class when I was 16.
Four years later I was found DEAD on my couch.*
Coincidence? I think not.
*I later realized that I was in fact sleeping.
Or you could have just taken a ten-root of 480682838924478847449 which makes up for 117 and that just happens to fit well as 4+8+0+6+8+2+8+3+8+9+2+4+4+7+8+8+4+7+4+4+9 also happens to be 117.
> Or you could have just taken a ten-root of 480682838924478847449 which makes up for 117 and that just happens to fit well as 4+8+0+6+8+2+8+3+8+9+2+4+4+7+8+8+4+7+4+4+9 also happens to be 117.
O_O
Come with me to the lab. We have much to discuss.
holy mother of squirrels =O
> > Or you could have just taken a ten-root of 480682838924478847449 which makes up for 117 and that just happens to fit well as 4+8+0+6+8+2+8+3+8+9+2+4+4+7+8+8+4+7+4+4+9 also happens to be 117.
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> O_O
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> Come with me to the lab. We have much to discuss.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah holy crap in this sea of -Yoink- threads, u restored my faith in the humor of the community
Halsey’s gonna want to see you two in her lab.
But first, she has captured some Sangheili Generals.
Good luck.
My system is that my age (20) divided in half is 10…which is the same amount of years halo has been out for. But…
But…
Good god, ive been dead for ten years!
Thank you my brother for this eye-opening thread.
But no! we shall not die of old age, gaming ourselves to death.
WE SHALL RISE!
We shall rise against those who conspire against us!
FLEET! FIRE! FOES!
Too long have we cowered unkowingly being herded like cattle in the shadows.
Our oppressors shall be dethroned once and for all!
Let us ride riders of reach!
We shall cast down the statues of our oppressors into the oblivion!
Ride! To war! To death! To ruin!
Those who do not join me shall be my foe!
Who is with me?