The chicken in Bazaar
The chicken runs in front of me.
I can not kill it.
Why am I denied a fried chicken dinner?
Why?
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But if you kill the chicken a Skyrim guard will appear
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I was an adventurer like you until I took a skewer to the knee.
…I’ll get my coat.
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Castlevania has those.
More like you’ll get swarmed out of nowhere by enraged chickens.
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Winner winner…
(I guess you’re not winning enough)
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You have to slap it 23,034 times.
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Chicken chaser!!! 
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Success! The evil chicken has been defeated! This should move me up to onyx…
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