I’ve been trying to fall back in love with what was once my favorite video games franchise; Halo. The franchise I devoted the vast majority of my teenage years playing online religiously, almost every day. But it’s just so awful now.
I paid £35 for this game. That’s $54. That’s a days pay. And for what? A buggy, laggy, glitchy campaign that barely works over Xbox Live co-op? A rehashed version of the SAME OLD terrible Halo Reach multiplayer? A glorified map pack hastily duct-taped on to an abused and flogged Xbox classic?
I attempted to play this game on co-op with a friend. It’s virtually impossible. The framerate is ridiculously bad for the person that isn’t hosting, and the controller lagg is even worse. We managed to overcome these flaws, and battled through the campaign up to the end of mission 3, at which point the game decided to say “losing connection to host” or something along those lines, and end the game 30 seconds before the end of the mission. We didn’t lose connection to our party chat, or Xbox Live. The game then froze both of our Xboxes. We were forced to turn them off and back on again.
After that debacle, we decided to try the “new and improved multiplayer”. I was looking forward to the “classic playlists”, as I remembered them from Halo CE/2/3. But once again, I was sorely disappointed. Armor abilities were still enabled in playlists, the pistol was a death machine, player gravity was too strong and bloom was still present. Where were the promied changes? Where is my classic playlist, without armor abilities, bloom and increased gravity? Where is a ranking system that actually matches skillful players with other skillful players, instead of guests that either fool around or quit instantly.
I’m embarassed to admit to people that I bought this glorified expansion pack. The Halo name is being dragged face-first through the mud, and it saddens me deeply. This may just be the last Halo I purchase. Putting the Halo Reach multiplayer on the same disk as Halo CE is like dropping a giant soggy turd on a delicious pepperoni pizza. Thanks for shattering my rose-tinted spectacles 343. Halo will never look the same again.
EDIT: The only part of this game that I thoroughly enjoyed was the termal CGI scenes.