The 3 word story lives again!

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Now with that said and done, shall we begin?

Once upon a

time, there was

a spartan in

a giant Rubix

cube. She then

ate a cow

then tripped on

Redacted because I was too slow.

> then tripped on

(that made sense)
(be sure to be fast!)

> > then tripped on
>
> (that made sense)

Well. Not even a page in and we are already screwed up.

Ummm…

> then tripped on

a sleeping Unggoy

that burbed massive

, baby Didacts which

fought baby Spartans

but not just

baby Spartans, robot

chickens created for

the ultimate destruction

of Pepperoni Pizza

because they had