I’m referring to the second terminal, Lord of Admirals.
Human war fleet arrives over a Forerunner planet.
Crew: There’s two billion Forerunners down there, Lord of Admirals.
Lord of Admirals: Scan for the infection!
Crew: The infection is present, but localized to small regions.
Lord of Admirals: Hmmm… Localized to small regions… yeah, we’re going to have to destroy the whole planet.
Crew: But… sir… shouldn’t we inform the Forerunners, or save at least a portion of the uninfected to let them know we weren’t acting out of aggression?
Lord of Admirals: Naaah we’ve got to kill them all right this second.
Crew: We could… I don’t know… email the Forerunners or something? Just an FYI?
Lord of Admirals: Naaah kill them all please.
Crew: Look, sir, I know the Flood spreads quickly, but we have faster than light, instantaneous communications. We’ve solved the problem of interspecies understanding. Bob has an instantaneous translator built into Whatsapp on his iPhone Theta, don’t you Bob?
Bob: That is so.
Lord of Admirals: But the infection spreads too rapidly!
Crew: So if we don’t kill literally two billion Forerunners this instant, they’ll all be infected in the time it takes to tap out a text to the Forerunner Council saying ‘sorry guys planet is infected gotta cleanse it, srsly we’re sorry’?
Lord of Admirals: That is exactly what will happen.
Crew: Couldn’t we at least take a photo and provide the Forerunners with samples of the Flood, just so we’re not triggering a war that will surely imperil our entire species?
Lord of Admirals: Seriously bro, if you don’t press the cleanse button in the next five seconds I’m going to take away your silver face paint privileges for a month.
Crew: http://i.imgur.com/Y1h46.gif
Human war fleet blows up planet, enters into horrible war with Forerunners, dies
So the only way this sequence makes sense is if the Lord of Admirals - and, by extension, the leadership of humanity - is using the Flood as an excuse to launch a war. There could be a lot of reasons for this: longstanding animosity, resentment at Forerunner arrogance, running out of habitable worlds as suggested in the books, Forthenco is just a bit of a -Yoink- and is using the Flood to further his aggression and ambition, etc.
But it seems like it would have been so much easier and better to give the Forerunners a call and say ‘we’re about to destroy the population of one of your planets, DONT GET MAD THOUGH because we seriously had a good reason.’ Or save some of the Forerunners so they could testify to the council, letting them know what happened.
I get that they’re two opposing, powerful, galactic civilizations, but surely they could have communicated in some way.
But okay, that part makes sense if you accept the Flood was just being used as an excuse to a) expand into Forerunner space and b) further someone’s ambition.
What doesn’t make sense is when the Librarian, later in the terminals, tells the Didact ‘but I’ve only just figured out that the humans were trying to kill the Flood and not billions of Forerunners!’
I don’t know, I’m just having a really hard time believing this was all some big misunderstanding. It makes sense if you consider that humans were aggressive and deceitful, but in that case the fact, that the Librarian genuinely believes the whole human/Forerunner war all came down to crossed wires doesn’t ring true.
What does everyone else think?