Tell me all of your Sarah Palmer jokes!

I have one

Palmer likes to get to your core ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It can be anything, yo mama, knock knock, whatever. I don’t care

Well edit out the racist part so you don’t get banned…

Instead of jokes I will share something else Palmer related.

I’d thought you’d be hotter. <3 Palmer.

she believed in me when no one did. Being farmed for 10 minutes but she says I can still destroy the enemy core!

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> I’d thought you’d be hotter. <3 Palmer.
> she believed in me when no one did. Being farmed for 10 minutes but she says I can still destroy the enemy core!

If your gonna do it then do it right.(Sigh) humans…

I thought Palmer would make me king of Spartans :frowning: I had her secret to black mail.

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> I thought Palmer would make me king of Spartans :frowning: I had her secret to black mail.

Remembering this thread are we now human?

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> > I thought Palmer would make me king of Spartans :frowning: I had her secret to black mail.
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> Remembering this thread are we now human?

Yes the thread where I was popular and respected.

" we are not out of this yet". Then three mythic wardens spawn with a minute left in warzone firefight.

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> " we are not out of this yet". Then three mythic wardens spawn with a minute left in warzone firefight.

Im not that good with jokes :frowning:

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> I’d thought you’d be hotter. <3 Palmer.
> she believed in me when no one did. Being farmed for 10 minutes but she says I can still destroy the enemy core!

Your spoiler reminds me of this thread.

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> > I’d thought you’d be hotter. <3 Palmer.
> > she believed in me when no one did. Being farmed for 10 minutes but she says I can still destroy the enemy core!
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> Your spoiler reminds me of this thread.

That was just a good thread lol.

Does this count as a joke? Yes? Excellent.

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> Does this count as a joke? Yes? Excellent.

its excellent because 343 deepest character is literally Palmer.

I think she’s extremely hot

Once upon a time, Sarah Palmer died and everybody was sad.

(Get it? It’s funny because nobody would be sad)

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> Does this count as a joke? Yes? Excellent.

I’d say that counts…

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> Once upon a time, Sarah Palmer died and everybody was sad.
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> (Get it? It’s funny because nobody would be sad)

I would be…Because reasons…

We later find out that Palmer’s egghead obsession stems from her watching Master Chefs cooking show, featuring the Demon himself making Deviled Eggs.

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> We later find out that Palmer’s egghead obsession stems from her watching Master Chefs cooking show, featuring the Demon himself making Deviled Eggs.

Ok I’ll admit I laughed at this.

Andycu5 says it much more eloquently than I.