Team Freedom is looking to recruit some hard -Yoink- operator types to facilitate curb stomping the chest pieces of -Yoink!- nine year olds into the deck with extreme prejudice. If you like face -Yoinking!- your enemy with bullets and passing out fade haircuts to hostiles while talkin’ -Yoink- about that slam pig from the 401st logistics division then Team Freedom is a unit full of people just like that. So if you are sick of standing by for that mission brief or you can’t seem to find anyone without a head firmly plant right up their -Yoink- and all you want to do is have a good time playing vidi games then know this: Team Freedom is a -Yoink- hot group of fireteam members that are ready to brief you into the unit and give you enough beer and dope to put mother -Yoinks!- to sleep singing dirt nap lullabies to freedom hating, non combat effective -Yoink- bags.
Team Freedom Mission:
To provide an atmosphere of like minded individuals who enjoy gaming.
To win using superior tactics and teamwork.
To kill everything we see.
Freedom Ethics:
There are no K/D checks, Gamertag conformity or gay -Yoinked!- armor change bullshits in Team Freedom. You do what you want. If you are a Bronie weirdo that likes wearing dresses and -Yoink-, then you are weapons free to let your junk hang out of the left pant leg of your pink spandex diver PT shorts.
We don’t care if you are not the next generation of Recon Marine Scout Sniper. If you can work in an organized unit, give feedback and put out good recommendations based on what you are looking at, then Team Freedom can fill in those gaps of missing those head shots with superior fire and tactics.
There is no racial bigotry here at Team Freedom but we do like to joke about stuff that offends virgins and cooperate working office types. We will not tolerate assholery or disrespect to fellow members. Or members moms!
We like women. Seeing as how gals done got into that infantry and passed ranger school and serve on submarines we at Team Freedom reckon you can join us and play videogames too. We are nice like that.
We value integrity and honesty above all else.
Military and Veterans are highly encouraged to join Team Freedom because most of our members are current active duty or veteran. Though this is not a requirement.
Jody need not apply!
We understand that people have families and lives and jobs. Team Freedom does not require you to be on every Saturday or some -Yoink- like that. If you have the Xbox One and some of that Xbox Gold action and you see one of your fireteam members on the interwebs then it is as easy as sending out that invite to play and you are in like gin. If you have Duty, or have to go on Deployment or maybe you need to catch a shift at that Burger Shlong we at Team Freedom are tracking that. Handle your business and when you want to butt -Yoink- the souls of your enemies while dropping frags like mixtapes push on that controller button to rope into the AO for some hot direct fire action.
Operators are Standing By.