While we was all playing Halo 3, Reach or any other Halo title while waiting
for Halo 4, many of us were concerned that Teabagging was going to die out due to the introduction of kill-cams and instant respawns…
Well, thanks to 343 and their varied playlists, we are still able to -Yoink!-/victorycrouch while the opponent waits a few seconds to spawn (as tradition goes), thus giving us total freedom and obligation to -Yoink!-.
Teabagging is part of Halo history and culture, it affects us all in different ways,
some of us laugh while others cry, some of us ignore while others choose to embrace it and make it a part of our war game strategies.
Now that the new Halo game is on its way, we have plenty of time to discuss and wonder what kind of new teabagging opportunities will be available to the community in this new next gen game, in regards to having more players, teabagging will be more rampant than ever before.
At the bottom of the post I have included a list of traditional -Yoink!- types, but for the sake of this thread I will note many -Yoink!- variations introduced in Halo 4 first. Female spartans refer to teabagging as ClamBaking, CarpetBombing, Cookie,Dipping etc.
Here we go…
The Promethean Bag: While an enemy player uses Promothean vision to look at you through a wall, you proceed to -Yoink!- through the wall in an attempt to taunt the player looking at you, letting him know you mean business.
The MechBag: as a player operates the mantis, he can take advantage of his size and create a -Yoink!- session so big that is seen across the map by all players, used in the traditional way of teabagging a dead enemy, it can also be used to -Yoink!- destroyed vehicles etc, it is also useful to stand upon the middle of ragnarok and -Yoink!- at the highest point, letting all players know that you are ready.
The Floodover Bag: The most common in halo 4 and the most haunting, at the end of a flood match, the last man standing is slaughtered by the flood players, who then proceed to mass -Yoink!- him in the ending screen, being viewed by every player, this -Yoink!- variation is the most well known in Halo 4.
The Flooding Bag: this teabagging variation works both ways in the flood game modes, you can either -Yoink!- a dead flood player, or as a flood, -Yoink!- a dead spartan player, this is a well favored type of teabagging variation due to the fact it is the only inter-species teabagging session in halo 4, (similar to that of elites and spartans).
The TrollBag: A daring variation, most commonly used when a quick, easy getaway is available. The player stands in plain sight of one or more enemies, but instead of engaging them, he/she confuses the enemy players by tebagging in multiple directions, only to flee when shot at.
The KingBag: Used in king of hill game mode, the player brazenly stands within the defended area, and teabags in plain sight of enemy players, often ended swiftly by a constant hail of grenades, the player proves his braveness and resiliency by contentiously teabagging under heavy fire and uneven odds.
The TeaseBag: Used in game modes which require you to hold your ground such as dominion or king of the hill, the player, when under unavoidable sniper fire, has no choice but to stay put in order to win the round, in the face of death from the sniper, the player begins teabagging while simultaneously avoiding the snipers shots, causing anger and confusion among the enemies.
The HoloBag: One of the most creative, unique and innovative teabagging variations, the player kills an enemy while equipped with the hologram ability. The player proceeds to unleash a hologram while aiming at the dead players face, the hologram proceeds to -Yoink!- the dead body, causing mass confusion and panic.
The DistractionBag: another great creation of 343, the distraction -Yoink!-. the player comes under fire from enemies, the player, bravely, begins to -Yoink!-, absorbing the enemies fire like some kind of spartan-sponge, the players teammates proceed to kill the enemy, awarding the teabagging player with 5 well earned distraction points.
The SpeedBag: While the player has an active speed boost, he wins a battle against multiple enemies, due to his increased speed, he is able to -Yoink!- all of the enemies bodies in a rapid fashion, from one to the next, something that wouldnt be possible to do without the boost.
The RegenBag: When the player has just killed an enemy, he purposely emits a Generation Field around himself, allowing him to -Yoink!- safely while under enemy fire, making sure that there is no interruptions.
The HardlightBag: Similar to the Promethean bag, where the enemy is not in a position to engage. The player begins a fight with an enemy players, the enemy then proceeds to activate a hardlight shield in order to survive. During the enemies inactive state, the player then begins to -Yoink!- instead of waste ammo on the shield, this is most magnificent when the hardlight shield runs out and the teabagging player swiftly melee’s the enemy to death and proceeds to -Yoink!-, once again.
The RicochetBag: While holding the ball and about to score, the player stands around the goal, foreseeing his success, gives false hope to the enemies by delaying the score, when the enemies rush to their goal in an attempt to prevent the goal, the player is seen teabagging in a taunting display followed by a swift goal, causing mass morale damage and frustration to the enemy.
The DetonationBag: Using a sticky detonator, the player arranges a detonation trap in such a way that he is seen by the enemies before the explosion of set off. During the period of vulnerability, the player teabags, before detonating the bomb and killing the enemies, again, this causing mass morale damage and antics like these could win your team the game.
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN VARIATIONS BELOW AS HOMAGE.
Here is a list of other -Yoink!- variations which can be used across all halo titles:
The relief -Yoink!-: When you get into a difficult fight with the enemy and come very close to death, after killing the opponent after near defeat you feel a huge sense of victory which can only be expressed properly by teabagging your killed enemy.
The group -Yoink!-: after you and your teammates kill multiple enemies at one time, you quickly stand in the center of the enemies bodies and quickly execute a ‘group’ -Yoink!- over all enemies at once.
The vehicle -Yoink!-: After using a vehicle to splatter an enemy, the player quickly jumps out of the vehicle and rushes to -Yoink!- the fallen enemy.
The chase -Yoink!-: After killing an enemy in such a way that their body flies for a short distance, the player chases the dead enemy and attempts to -Yoink!- the rogue body.
The rebound -Yoink!-: After killing an enemy and teabagging him, you are killed by the enemies friends, thus ending your teabagging session, this mainly happens with a sniper rifle.
The tank-bag: After killing a wraith or scorpion, the player jumps upon the burning vehicle and commences a teabagging sesh.
The aggressive -Yoink!-: After killing an enemy, the player teabags the enemy while simultaneously whacking him with the butt of his weapon, this is the most aggressive form of -Yoink!-.
The rapid -Yoink!-: While teabagging the enemy, the player teabags so fast that they appear to be vibrating and glitching.
the careless bag: the player teabags an enemy while not standing even close to his enemies body, also considered as a fail-bag.
24: the tender -Yoink!-: the player teabags the enemy very slowly, to make sure all the glory is captured.
the determination -Yoink!-: The player teabags an enemy despite being under heavy fire, he usually teabags until being killed by the enemy.
The ShotBag: While the player is tebagging a fallen enemy, he simoultanesly proceeds to fire his weapon into the air in a display of victory
the Frantic Bag: While teabagging, the player rapidly moves in small circles around the body in a frenzied -Yoink!- display
The SubtleBag: This is a minor and subtle variation, the player commences only a single crouch within this -Yoink!- sesh, making it hard to notice
The Magnet Bag: Most prevalant in Halo 3, this -Yoink!- session adopts a magnet like mechanic. The player positions himself in such a way over the enemies body that when he commences the teabagging session, the enemies body moves up and down and shuffles as if attatched magneticly to the players armour.
The RubBag: In opposition to the traditional -Yoink!- of moving onself up and down, the player crouches upon the enemies face, sits, and moves around, as if to rub ones crotch armour plate against the enemy.
31: The SwitchBag: While Teabagging, the enemy switches weapons rapidly, causing a glitching sequence in order to add flavour to the tebagging session, in reach, this animation resembles poking a gun in someones face repeatdly.
That is all for now, I would appreciate personal -Yoink!- variations and positive Teabagging experiences from all of you.
I’ve been teabagged here and there. When it happens somehow that particular player seems to get hunted down all game and goes massively negative. Funny how that works out.
When I see some one teabagging, I always assume it’s some squeaky voiced 12 yo kid.
I always find it hard to imagine that anyone with any maturity would bother with such garbage. However, as they say, small things amuse small minds.
I find it’s often members of a team that’s getting their butts kicked that seem to do it most. I can never see the point in online fantasy necrophilia. But that’s just me. Oh well, whatever floats your boat.
Haha! Just the other day I was trapped in a hallway on Adrift behind a box with an enemy sniper waiting for me to pop out. I sent out my hologram to distract him but it just so happened to stop on one of the sniper’s dead teammates and started to -Yoink!- him. The sniper wasted his whole clip into the fake and I was able to kill the sniper while he reloaded.
> I love tea-bagging when I spawnkill. It irritates the other team so much…
My favorite time people were squatting was when my team won a slayer match on ragnarok.
Without delay, two manti, a warthog full of my team, and myself sniping, ran forward and just started tea-bagging all over the final killed guy.
> > I love tea-bagging when I spawnkill. It irritates the other team so much…
>
> My favorite time people were squatting was when my team won a slayer match on ragnarok.
> Without delay, two manti, a warthog full of my team, and myself sniping, ran forward and just started tea-bagging all over the final killed guy.
>
> It was glorious.
> Haha! Just the other day I was trapped in a hallway on Adrift behind a box with an enemy sniper waiting for me to pop out. I sent out my hologram to distract him but it just so happened to stop on one of the sniper’s dead teammates and started to -Yoink!- him. The sniper wasted his whole clip into the fake and I was able to kill the sniper while he reloaded.
