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always go to distroy the enemy core
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> > Tankmaster Rok is in a Wraith on the beach! The enemy has all three bases and your core is vulnerable.
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> > Do you take out Rok before they do?
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> > Or since you’re not out of this yet, do you triple cap and destroy the enemy core?
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> Reported for trolling
Oh no guys. The fun police is here.
We may be stuck in our base unable to leave. We may be letting the enemy destroy our core knowing full well that they will ignore it and hunt us down. We may be down 800 points with no incentive to go after Rok. We may even still be on req level 4 while their enemy is on level 9, BUT we can still capture the enemy’s bases and destroy their core.
Edit: Why is this a sticky?
I would take out Tankmaster Rok.
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> > Tankmaster Rok is in a Wraith on the beach! The enemy has all three bases and your core is vulnerable.
> >
> > Do you take out Rok before they do?
> >
> > Or since you’re not out of this yet, do you triple cap and destroy the enemy core?
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> Reported for trolling
reported for being a >yoink< idiot
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> Neither just hide
Oh god no…
This is pure gold of a thread. haha
Tankmaster Rok is more important. As you can “still destroy the enemy core” even if the have all three bases
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> Sarah Palmer: Enemy has captured West Armoury. Our core is vulnerable.
> Me: Oh no, better go defend our base in order to survive.
> Sarah Palmer: Tankmaster Rok is at the beach
> Me: Ummmm I guess I can go to the beach an…
> Sarah Palmer: Defend our core Spartan.
> Me: but you just told me to kill Tan…
> Sarah Palmer: Core is at 25%
> Me: GOD -Yoinking!- DAMNI…
> Sarah Palmer: We can still destroy the enemy core.
> Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN?!
Hahahahahaha OK I died when I read this I’ve had that happen so many times.
some true inspirational Spartans out there- good job guys on having common sense!
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what on earth are you talking about Spartan?
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> Imagine Samuel L Jackson doing the voice over for warzone.
lol that would rock; every Spartan would jump into warzone just to hear his voice and then quit immediately! LOL
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> > 2533274904555341;55:
> > Sarah Palmer: Enemy has captured West Armoury. Our core is vulnerable.
> > Me: Oh no, better go defend our base in order to survive.
> > Sarah Palmer: Tankmaster Rok is at the beach
> > Me: Ummmm I guess I can go to the beach an…
> > Sarah Palmer: Defend our core Spartan.
> > Me: but you just told me to kill Tan…
> > Sarah Palmer: Core is at 25%
> > Me: GOD -Yoinking!- DAMNI…
> > Sarah Palmer: We can still destroy the enemy core.
> > Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN?!
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> Hahahahahaha OK I died when I read this I’ve had that happen so many times.
Lol same to me but then I realised no one is forcing you to actually obey her statements!
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> > 2533274879407634;151:
> > > 2533274904555341;55:
> > > Sarah Palmer: Enemy has captured West Armoury. Our core is vulnerable.
> > > Me: Oh no, better go defend our base in order to survive.
> > > Sarah Palmer: Tankmaster Rok is at the beach
> > > Me: Ummmm I guess I can go to the beach an…
> > > Sarah Palmer: Defend our core Spartan.
> > > Me: but you just told me to kill Tan…
> > > Sarah Palmer: Core is at 25%
> > > Me: GOD -Yoinking!- DAMNI…
> > > Sarah Palmer: We can still destroy the enemy core.
> > > Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME WOMAN?!
> >
> >
> > Hahahahahaha OK I died when I read this I’ve had that happen so many times.
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> Lol same to me but then I realised no one is forcing you to actually obey her statements!
That’s why they are statements and not orders; come on Spartan you should know that by now
but it was still funny and I think you were just being exaggerative lol
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> “I saw you standing at your ship, with armored hand on armored hip,
> both my hearts began to pound, so lovely was what I found,
> I love your brightly shining armor, human named Commander Palmer,
> I wish that we…WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GRUNT!? Wh… what are you laughing at!? I will tear off your arms!”
Ohhh God I can’t stop myself… I’m posting every funny Palmer related thing I’ve seen.
Anyone remember this… Don’t post in itThere’s also this…
I was only 9 years old
I loved Palmer so much. I had all the merchandise and games.
I pray to Palmer every night before bed, thanking her for the life I have been given
“Palmer is love” I say, “Palmer is life”
My dad hears me and calls me a grunt
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Palmer
I called him a auto-aimer
He melees me and sends me to go to sleep
I’m crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it’s really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It’s Palmer
I am so happy
She whispers in my ear, “this is my Simulation”
She Melee’s me with her powerful Spartan 4 hands and gives me REQ level 8
I’m ready
I turn around for Palmer
She Lawndarts me
It hurts to much but I do it for Palmer
I can feel my cores health going down as my eyes start to water
I push against her force
i want to please Palmer
She roars a mighty roar as she fills my REQ system with levels
My dad walks in
Palmer looks him straight in the eyes and says “The game isn’t over yet, we can still destroy the enemy core!”
Palmer leaves through my window
Palmer is love, Palmer is life
Don’t even like the stupid shrek meme, but i thought this was somewhat funny. lol
Neither. I sneak around and let my teammates take care of Rok, keeping the opposite team off them the best I can, literally throwing my dead corpse at them as many times as possible to keep their eyes away from the Boss. As we all know, your life isn’t worth a damn compared to Tankmaster Rok’s.
I will like at a total domination … I know that the Spartans death is dropped (like ODST ) random on the battlefield
If all is lost i just sit out in the open and do Rapid Teabags haha