I will still destroy the enemy core!
Kill “Dank Master Spock”, cap all bases, take an active camo and fuel rod, destroy the core, and do the harlem shake in the pelican on the way out with air horns and other forms of MLG. Or everyone line up in the pelican and dab, either way the enemy will despise you for as long as you play Halo… Get wrekt.
Neither
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> Neither
You’d better have a good reason for doing neither, or I’ll wash you out of the SPARTAN-IV program so fast you’ll think you were shot out of a MAC.
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> Imagine Samuel L Jackson doing the voice over for warzone.
That, or Morgan Freeman.
If they have all 3 bases, i think the safer option is Rok there is no way you can get all 3 in time before some damage is done so we my as well get a lead
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> I would hack and turn into JOHN CENA and kill everyone then triple cap the bases and then destroy the core
That would work. Enemy Spartans can’t see you.
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> > “I saw you standing at your ship, with armored hand on armored hip,
> > both my hearts began to pound, so lovely was what I found,
> > I love your brightly shining armor, human named Commander Palmer,
> > I wish that we…WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GRUNT!? Wh… what are you laughing at!? I will tear off your arms!”
>
>
> Ohhh God I can’t stop myself… I’m posting every funny Palmer related thing I’ve seen.
>
> Anyone remember this… Don’t post in itThere’s also this…
>
> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Palmer so much. I had all the merchandise and games.
> I pray to Palmer every night before bed, thanking her for the life I have been given
> “Palmer is love” I say, “Palmer is life”
> My dad hears me and calls me a grunt
> I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Palmer
> I called him a auto-aimer
> He melees me and sends me to go to sleep
> I’m crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it’s really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It’s Palmer
> I am so happy
> She whispers in my ear, “this is my Simulation”
> She Melee’s me with her powerful Spartan 4 hands and gives me REQ level 8
> I’m ready
> I turn around for Palmer
> She Lawndarts me
> It hurts to much but I do it for Palmer
> I can feel my cores health going down as my eyes start to water
> I push against her force
> i want to please Palmer
> She roars a mighty roar as she fills my REQ system with levels
> My dad walks in
> Palmer looks him straight in the eyes and says “The game isn’t over yet, we can still destroy the enemy core!”
> Palmer leaves through my window
> Palmer is love, Palmer is life
> Don’t even like the stupid shrek meme, but i thought this was somewhat funny. lol
I was thinking about reposting it, but decided against it.
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> You’d better have a good reason for doing neither, or I’ll wash you out of the SPARTAN-IV program so fast you’ll think you were shot out of a MAC.
Okay Palmer. You earned back my respect, that was pretty dank.
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> You’d better have a good reason for doing neither, or I’ll wash you out of the SPARTAN-IV program so fast you’ll think you were shot out of a MAC.
Damn, I love feisty redheads! I take back what I said about trying to mute you ma’am!
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> > Sarah Palmer is life.
> >
> > Wait, no… MUTE HER! Lol
>
>
> I tried! And now she’s here! I can’t get away! I imagine Spartans aboard Infinity just walking down a hall, occasionally have her jump out of nowhere on them and yell out “we’re still in this Spartans!” And then disappears in a cloud of smoke…
Spartan drops fork while eating in the mess hall
Palmer pounces out from an air vent above, landing on the table near the Spartan
Palmer: “It isn’t over yet, you still have 3 seconds!”
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> > 2533274827767375;18:
> > > 2533274803493024;15:
> > > Sarah Palmer is life.
> > >
> > > Wait, no… MUTE HER! Lol
> >
> >
> > I tried! And now she’s here! I can’t get away! I imagine Spartans aboard Infinity just walking down a hall, occasionally have her jump out of nowhere on them and yell out “we’re still in this Spartans!” And then disappears in a cloud of smoke…
>
>
> Spartan drops fork while eating in the mess hall
>
> Palmer pounces out from an air vent above, landing on the table near the Spartan
>
> Palmer: “It isn’t over yet, you still have 3 seconds!”
Spartans in the shower
Palmer pops up out of the drain
Palmer: “Warden Eternal is at the crossroads!”
multiple bars of soap dropped in shock
> Tankmaster Rok is in a Wraith on the beach! The enemy has all three bases and your core is vulnerable.
>
> Do you take out Rok before they do?
>
> Or since you’re not out of this yet, do you triple cap and destroy the enemy core?
I wanna win so triple cap time
Curious as to why this a sticky thread?
so ture
i also like how you added in you can still take out the eemy core
Destroy The Enemy Core.
“I, honestly, don’t see why people think Palmer is annoying.”
-Nobody
> Tankmaster Rok is in a Wraith on the beach! The enemy has all three bases and your core is vulnerable.
>
> Do you take out Rok before they do?
>
> Or since you’re not out of this yet, do you triple cap and destroy the enemy core?
definitely take out rok
Always go for the core. Palmer said so.