http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=24101462&player=Protomario
Enjoy
All done 
How to walk:
Spartan: “Put your left foot forward.”
Elite: “Like this?”
S: “Yes, but you gotta put it down first”
E: “I can’t, the ground is too hot.”
S: “Are you kidding me?”
E: “Well not everyone has heavily-armored advanced combat boots like you. I have sensitive feet.”
Elite goes “Eek!”
Spartan replies, “calm the -Yoink- down, it’s just a bug”
Elite: Get it off, get it off!!
Spartan: Come here you, I’ll squash you
misses and hits Elite
Elite: OW!
And I got the perfect pictures to complement it 
Chief holds ODST at gunpoint http://m.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=122784833&fset=146705
ODST retaliates by swinging invisible golf club at him http://m.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=122784820