Swords are recruiting! (Free cookies)

The Swords Of The Apocalypse Are recruiting!
join us and we’ll give you cake and stuff (not to mention the god tier wifu’s)
we’re pretty lax and more about having a good time than getting all the kd’z
come on down and talk about your sexual fantasies!
(did i mention the amount of disposable income we have? good because we dont have that)