Hello, Community!
Thanks for stopping by to read my little post. I’ll try and keep it quick, and as humorous as possible. I’ve got 2 things to discuss, so stick around for the second one. First off, I’m here to shamelessly promote my clan. Invictus Exercitus isn’t your standard group. We have a lot of differences that make us a great pick if you are interested in joining. What differences? Glad you asked.
We are NOT an Achilles Group. If you are one of the sweaty little Spartans who are looking for someone to dominate them, move on. We are not going to tell you what playlists to play, how you play with it, or what accommodations need filling. That’s not us. If you want someone carefully monitoring your playtime, check out the WeirdNerdArmy, also known as the WNA. (Kidding, we love you guys!) We are here to play the game, not to desperately grind our butts off and make a fun game feel like watching 127 Hours on repeat, only to unlock the armor and then literally never use it because were so @#$%&@&%$% tired of playing this God forsaken game! Gosh! We are just going to play the game, and get Achilles when we get it.
We are NOT your boyhood fantasy. Yeah, you know what I mean. The ones who are all like “This Is AlphaGodScorpioNumerousiasuaris Squad! We are the best! We are a Rogue UNSC clan focused on blah blah blah blah…” And then they go and spell out all 38 ranks they have. In my day we called it playing “make believe” now it’s called role- play and adults do it. Ahh… We are neither of these things. We’ve got ranks for clarity, and organization, but that’s about it.
We are NOT an elusive “Champs-Only” squad. We are a group of good players, mostly platinum, diamond, and onyx members. We don’t care if your Champion, (We won’t complain if you are though!) we just don’t want noobs to drag us down. If you are gold and want to join, message me, there are exceptions; tests we can do. We just want to have fun together as good players. Nothing personal, just because you suck at Halo does not mean you suck at life. All you Bronze’s and SIlver’s can go and switch to Nintendo.If you are interested in joining let me know, or just apply, but please don’t use the default request.
BONUS ROUND
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SPELLING MNEMONIC of the word TROLL or TROLLING. Thanks! (If you don’t know what that is it looks like this: The Routine Of Laughably Losing In Noobish Games)