Super Secret Plan To Make Church My Best Friend!

Hello, My name is Michael J. Caboose! We are gathered around the camp fire today, to make sure Tucker does not steal Church’s best friend position! Because that spot is already taken. If you want your very own AWESOME friendship like mine and Church’s you have to first shoo-- I mean Tucker did it. Yes, everyone agrees it was Tucker’s fault. Sometimes your best friend may act like he hates you but he actually doesn’t! You two are just playing a game! You should probably get more people to help you play along like Agent Washingtub! Make sure you also share your orange juice with him! Yes, I totally did not forget what we were talking about! Anyway, be the change you want to see in the world, I am a nickel, three dimes and a penny!

ha ha, last part’s awesome.

Lol ffs :’)

BS you’re Caboose, you had perfect spelling and punctuation.

LOL

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> BS you’re Caboose, you had perfect spelling and punctuation.

Either English 101 with Tucker has been working, or there’s been some kind of scientific breakthrough that actually caused him to have some bit of an IQ.

And God -Yoink!- Caboose, I’m getting so sick of you trying to be my best friend!! ._.

Amusing spam is still spam.

Please don’t do this again.