Stupidest Theories You Can Think Of

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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I’m just wondering if any body has any wild or crazy ideas about halo 5s plot or the halo universe as a whole.

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Agent locke is a cabbage… that’s about it

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I think there is a theory out there that Buck is a deer or something…

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Anything that Halofollower can come up with pretty much.

Chief being of the ancient human empire… Still in shock after that theory

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Halo from Beyoncé was the inspiration for the halo rings. Not the other way around.

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I know that there is one were Sargent Buck gets hot by a Warthog and dies. And I think Agent Locke actually is the bad guy.

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Ooh I know!!! Master chief is really agent Locke, and agent Locke is really just chief. It’s all a very complicated marketing campaign by oni

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Agent Locke is a Grunt

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The Didact is Luke’s father from an alternate universe.

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The theory Halo 5 will fail because it isn’t a carbon copy of Halo 1-3.

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The entire Halo storyline is actually just Toy Story, where a kid is pretending to play with sci-fi toys.

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> Halo 5 will fail because it isn’t a carbon copy of Halo 1-3.

How would you say that if you haven’t played the game yet :wink:

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A theory that sprint actually ruins Halo.

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Cortana brought back as a human. Uhm what?

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I would put one but really I’d be stealing from Halo Follower

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All that stupid clone -Yoink- that somehow managed to become popular because people had a hard time grasping what was being said on Hunt the Truth. Locke in particuarl was supposed to be Chief’s clone that just happened to get plastic surgery. So happy that stuff died eventually.

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> A theory that sprint actually ruins Halo.

Here’s a crazy theory, people are gonna keep complaining about sprint just because it wasn’t in Halo 1-3 and they know that it’s not gonna change anything. Because 343 is the root of all evil right? -_-

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> > A theory that sprint actually ruins Halo.
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> Here’s a crazy theory, people are gonna keep complaining about sprint just because it wasn’t in Halo 1-3 and they know that it’s not gonna change anything. Because 343 is the root of all evil right? -_-

Truth

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> All that stupid clone -Yoink- that somehow managed to become popular because people had a hard time grasping what was being said on Hunt the Truth. Locke in particuarl was supposed to be Chief’s clone that just happened to get plastic surgery. So happy that stuff died eventually.

That was a painful time

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> > > A theory that sprint actually ruins Halo.
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> > Here’s a crazy theory, people are gonna keep complaining about sprint just because it wasn’t in Halo 1-3 and they know that it’s not gonna change anything. Because 343 is the root of all evil right? -_-
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> Truth

Don’t ruin this thread with sprint arguments, please.