I am fed p with these careless drivers. Seriously I got splattered ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROAD. Drivers just please be aware of your surroundings. Or even better 343I can you just make it so that teammates can’t splatter each other? Its so annoying. Especially when SOMEBODY thinks its a good idea for extended respawn times for some reason.
Sorry I’m a bad driver
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> I am fed p with these careless drivers. Seriously I got splattered ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROAD. Drivers just please be aware of your surroundings. Or even better 343I can you just make it so that teammates can’t splatter each other? Its so annoying. Especially when SOMEBODY thinks its a good idea for extended respawn times for some reason.
I have to start splattering you in order to stop. Is that really what you want?
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> > I am fed p with these careless drivers. Seriously I got splattered ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROAD. Drivers just please be aware of your surroundings. Or even better 343I can you just make it so that teammates can’t splatter each other? Its so annoying. Especially when SOMEBODY thinks its a good idea for extended respawn times for some reason.
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Where on Earth does my typing say that?
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No harsh feelings, just try not to splatter too much. Your fine.
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> > > I am fed p with these careless drivers. Seriously I got splattered ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROAD. Drivers just please be aware of your surroundings. Or even better 343I can you just make it so that teammates can’t splatter each other? Its so annoying. Especially when SOMEBODY thinks its a good idea for extended respawn times for some reason.
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Your title. “Stop spattering me.” I have to start splattering you in order to stop. Do you really want that? Do you want to make me a traitor? It’ll hurt my feeling, but I’ll do it for you if you want.
On a more serious note, just report the -Yoinks!- and move on. Griefers really aren’t worth the trouble.
More annoying in warzone stuff…
The splatter system is so broken in halo 5.
Barely tap a vehicle and you die even if it’s your team…
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> Barely tap a vehicle and you die even if it’s your team…
Has awful flashbacks of getting splattered by a teammate using a mongoose while defending the flag
last couple of days you have had players doing It just because. Stuff happens when in tight spots and I know the risks.
When I Re spawn, I find the player And spartan charge the side of whatever they are driving ( except a wraith ) to make It flip over and kick them off, and I just take It.
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> Barely tap a vehicle and you die even if it’s your team…
More like vehicle physics in 5 are absolutely ridiculous.
-Taps Crawler, Ghost or Warthog gets sent flying
-Taps teammate with rear of Ghost, teammate dies
-Rams into Soldier with Wraith, Soldier is completely fine and proceeds to board you
-Hits bump on ground, Ghost proceeds to roll
-Gets half second in air, Warthog proceeds to flip over
-Trying to board Scorpion, gets splattered by said Scorpion
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> > I am fed p with these careless drivers. Seriously I got splattered ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROAD. Drivers just please be aware of your surroundings. Or even better 343I can you just make it so that teammates can’t splatter each other? Its so annoying. Especially when SOMEBODY thinks its a good idea for extended respawn times for some reason.
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yes do it.
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> > Barely tap a vehicle and you die even if it’s your team…
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> -Taps Crawler, Ghost or Warthog gets sent flying
> -Taps teammate with rear of Ghost, teammate dies
> -Rams into Soldier with Wraith, Soldier is completely fine and proceeds to board you
> -Hits bump on ground, Ghost proceeds to roll
> -Gets half second in air, Warthog proceeds to flip over
> -Trying to board Scorpion, gets splattered by said Scorpion
it is extremely annoying. Honestly most the times it just seems driving the ghost to splatter enemies will have better chances at killing them than if you use the boost… “You wanna splatter the enemy after I boost? Nah I will let the enemy guy board you dumb spartan” - Every Ghost since h5 was released
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> > More like vehicle physics in 5 are absolutely ridiculous.
> > -Taps Crawler, Ghost or Warthog gets sent flying
> > -Taps teammate with rear of Ghost, teammate dies
> > -Rams into Soldier with Wraith, Soldier is completely fine and proceeds to board you
> > -Hits bump on ground, Ghost proceeds to roll
> > -Gets half second in air, Warthog proceeds to flip over
> > -Trying to board Scorpion, gets splattered by said Scorpion
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> it is extremely annoying. Honestly most the times it just seems driving the ghost to splatter enemies will have better chances at killing them than if you use the boost… “You wanna splatter the enemy after I boost? Nah I will let the enemy guy board you dumb spartan” - Every Ghost since h5 was released
“Oh! You’ve got a Warthog! Wanna splatter that guy? NOOOOOPE. He’s gonna go flyin’ while only receiving the equivalent of a light graze on shields! Say bye to him before he leaves!”
Vehicles in this game are almost as awkward to use as the vehicles in CE.
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> > > More like vehicle physics in 5 are absolutely ridiculous.
> > > -Taps Crawler, Ghost or Warthog gets sent flying
> > > -Taps teammate with rear of Ghost, teammate dies
> > > -Rams into Soldier with Wraith, Soldier is completely fine and proceeds to board you
> > > -Hits bump on ground, Ghost proceeds to roll
> > > -Gets half second in air, Warthog proceeds to flip over
> > > -Trying to board Scorpion, gets splattered by said Scorpion
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> > it is extremely annoying. Honestly most the times it just seems driving the ghost to splatter enemies will have better chances at killing them than if you use the boost… “You wanna splatter the enemy after I boost? Nah I will let the enemy guy board you dumb spartan” - Every Ghost since h5 was released
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> “Oh! You’ve got a Warthog! Wanna splatter that guy? NOOOOOPE. He’s gonna go flyin’ while only receiving the equivalent of a light graze on shields! Say bye to him before he leaves!”
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I also really hate the fact that if you are in a tank and some enemy guy boards you. you can’t kill him at all with ur explosive round. Shoot next to a wall and you wil damage you and your tank but the enemy guy is completely unharmed. Or somehow you touch the tank while its moving and it will send you flying to ur death.
I get splattered by inept enemies at least 4 times every Warzone game. I’ve gotten jaded at this point so I just don’t care anymore.
Edit: Teammates
I meant teammates but they might as well be enemies.
Get on, or get out of the way.
I just don’t understand how I can splatter people in a tank. I try to avoid teammates but the current system is broken.
A teammate trying to catch a ride in a warthog shouldnt be committing suicide.
Every time I get splattered, I remember when I unintentionally splattered a teammate, and I move on.
Nah, splattering you is fun. 