Stop matching me -Yoink- players

343i you’re such a freaking joke, I literally always get put on teams with kids who go negative every match. Meanwhile other teams get full parties and have amazing teams. “Go find people to play with” No one accepts invites anymore Halo is dead.

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A breakdown of a Halo forum rager’s rant, a peer into the mind of madness, an escalation of immense magnitude:- I ALWAYS get put on teams with KIDS- KIDS on my team ALWAYS go negative… EVERY GAME- Every OTHER team is a FULL PARTY, and they’re all AMAZING- Everyone always tells me “Go find people to play with!”- No one EVER accepts my invites, EVER- HALO IS DEAD!!!

You guys really care about Matchmaking don’t ya?

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> You guys really care about Matchmaking don’t ya?

Yes. I played over 10,000 matches on Halo 3 back in the day. So yea, I like matchmaking.

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> You guys really care about Matchmaking don’t ya?

Honestly I hate the Halo campaigns, the story is terrible and the gameplay is repetitive. If I wanted good single players games I’d go to Bioware or Bethesda.

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> A breakdown of a Halo forum rager’s rant, a peer into the mind of madness, an escalation of immense magnitude:- I ALWAYS get put on teams with KIDS
> - KIDS on my team ALWAYS go negative… EVERY GAME
> - Every OTHER team is a FULL PARTY, and they’re all AMAZING
> - Everyone always tells me “Go find people to play with!”
> - No one EVER accepts my invites, EVER
> - HALO IS DEAD!!!

Maybe if 343 didn’t suck so much -Yoink-.
I’ve been on Bungie.net since 2009 and it was never like this.

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> > 2533274794320479;2:
> > A breakdown of a Halo forum rager’s rant, a peer into the mind of madness, an escalation of immense magnitude:- I ALWAYS get put on teams with KIDS
> > - KIDS on my team ALWAYS go negative… EVERY GAME
> > - Every OTHER team is a FULL PARTY, and they’re all AMAZING
> > - Everyone always tells me “Go find people to play with!”
> > - No one EVER accepts my invites, EVER
> > - HALO IS DEAD!!!
>
>
> Maybe if 343 didn’t suck so much -Yoink-.
> I’ve been on Bungie.net since 2009 and it was never like this.

Since 2009 :open_mouth: Man, what a veteran.

Stop matching me with tryhard, mlg wannabe, -Yoink- bags.

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> > 2533274794320479;2:
> > A breakdown of a Halo forum rager’s rant, a peer into the mind of madness, an escalation of immense magnitude:- I ALWAYS get put on teams with KIDS
> > - KIDS on my team ALWAYS go negative… EVERY GAME
> > - Every OTHER team is a FULL PARTY, and they’re all AMAZING
> > - Everyone always tells me “Go find people to play with!”
> > - No one EVER accepts my invites, EVER
> > - HALO IS DEAD!!!
>
>
> Maybe if 343 didn’t suck so much -Yoink-.
> I’ve been on Bungie.net since 2009 and it was never like this.

Bungie.net was hell on earth compared to waypoint.

I understand OP’s frustration. It’s honestly about once every 6 games or so that it finds players smoothly, creates even teams, and starts the game without any issues. So when all of those things FINALLY work, it’s really terrible to get curb stomped 50-25 or even worse.

Most of the time I go positive in those games, 1 or 2 kids do bad but not too terrible so I don’t mind that much, but then one or two kids I’ll see running around single wielding plasma rifles, or they’ll randomly melee me to death probably not even on purpose. I legitimately can’t remember an even teamed game where 1 or more kids on my team didn’t go -15 or worse.

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> > 2533274795370192;3:
> > You guys really care about Matchmaking don’t ya?
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> Honestly I hate the Halo campaigns, the story is terrible and the gameplay is repetitive. If I wanted good single players games I’d go to Bioware or Bethesda.

Your bar must be set pretty high up if you think Halo has a bad story.

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> I understand OP’s frustration. It’s honestly about once every 6 games or so that it finds players smoothly, creates even teams, and starts the game without any issues. So when all of those things FINALLY work, it’s really terrible to get curb stomped 50-25 or even worse.
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> Most of the time I go positive in those games, 1 or 2 kids do bad but not too terrible so I don’t mind that much, but then one or two kids I’ll see running around single wielding plasma rifles, or they’ll randomly melee me to death probably not even on purpose. I legitimately can’t remember an even teamed game where 1 or more kids on my team didn’t go -15 or worse.

Most of these problems will work themselves out when the ranking system starts working, and the players spread out to the full spectrum of ranks. Right now, it’s a total crap shoot on the skill levels with the ranks resetting all the time.

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> 343i you’re such a freaking joke, I literally always get put on teams with kids who go negative every match. Meanwhile other teams get full parties and have amazing teams. “Go find people to play with” No one accepts invites anymore Halo is dead.

I almost had a serious reply for this, but I just couldn’t stop laughing.

LOL thats all I got for this.

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> 343i you’re such a freaking joke, I literally always get put on teams with kids who go negative every match. Meanwhile other teams get full parties and have amazing teams. “Go find people to play with” No one accepts invites anymore Halo is dead.

Yes, It’s 343’s fault that these “said” kids are bad at the game. Boat load of sarcasm if you didn’t catch that.

I seem to be going negative most of the time and I played a lot of Halo 3 after I got xbox live years ago. Mostly it’s only by 1 or 2 but I’ll occasionally have really bad games. That said, if everything clicks nicely (which, to be honest, isn’t often yet) I can go fairly decently positive. (I’m mainly searching in the Halo 3 playlist as that’s my favourite one apart from Halo CE!)

like i said before in a post i created this game is a giant pile of steaming elephant dung. almost every aspect of this game is broken. nothing works the way its supposed to work or doesnt work the way you want it to work.

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> A breakdown of a Halo forum rager’s rant, a peer into the mind of madness, an escalation of immense magnitude:- I ALWAYS get put on teams with KIDS
> - KIDS on my team ALWAYS go negative… EVERY GAME
> - Every OTHER team is a FULL PARTY, and they’re all AMAZING
> - Everyone always tells me “Go find people to play with!”
> - No one EVER accepts my invites, EVER
> - HALO IS DEAD!!!

You’ve forgotten Try Hards

I wanted to see OP’s game history to see if he’s just blowing air, but there is none.

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> > > 2533274794320479;2:
> > > A breakdown of a Halo forum rager’s rant, a peer into the mind of madness, an escalation of immense magnitude:- I ALWAYS get put on teams with KIDS
> > > - KIDS on my team ALWAYS go negative… EVERY GAME
> > > - Every OTHER team is a FULL PARTY, and they’re all AMAZING
> > > - Everyone always tells me “Go find people to play with!”
> > > - No one EVER accepts my invites, EVER
> > > - HALO IS DEAD!!!
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> > Maybe if 343 didn’t suck so much -Yoink-.
> > I’ve been on Bungie.net since 2009 and it was never like this.
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> Since 2009 :open_mouth: Man, what a veteran.

lol awesome: in 2009 I was at the very least half a decade in, I was on my 5th XBL Halo name when this dude started