Squeaker stories

Anyone have some good squeaker stories? Drinks on me.

Squeaker - what if cortana was the bolt shot?
me - ghost is up can someone get it?
Squeaker - what if the snow is actually sand?
aphex - I got binary
-lost the lead-
Squeaker - what if … What if … What if …
-leaves party-
(Message:Aphex) plz save me

I met a legit six year old once. He couldn’t put sentences together. He told me I was nice.

“Do any of you know what a -Yoink!- is?”

I’m usually in a party while playing Halo, so I don’t have any stories. None I can remember, anyway.