Alright, ladies and gentleman, Spartans and Unggoy. It’s been a while since I’ve done anything like this. I’m sitting on a few gold packs and I’d like to give them to you. Well, at least If you can do pay the price. Your mission is to make me laugh.
You have until <mark>midnight on Friday 20 October 2017</mark> in the timezone of my choosing to get your entry in. - Offer up your absolute best Halo joke (Halloween related Halo jokes would be a bonus) and you could be the recipient of one of these packs. - Keep in mind normal <mark>forum rules apply.</mark> Non-constructive posts and inappropriate jokes are best left elsewhere. - <mark>Seriously keep it PG or the hammer awaits.</mark> - <mark></mark> - Good luck.Addition
The best joke (IMO though I may call in others if it’s close) will get one of the new Relief & Recovery REQ Packs.
In a stormy night on Sangheilios, Arbiter Thel V’adam retreated into his private tent at the encampment. Lightning struck nearby, showing a human shadow within his tent for a brief moment. Realizing nobody is with him, Thel procedes to grasp his Prophet’s Bane, preparing for a fight.
When he bursts out of the tent, thinking an enemy is approaching, he sees Edward Buck with a face covered in shaving cream, causing Thel to scream as he thinks Buck’s a Flood Combat Form, which in turn causes Buck to scream in horror as he sees Thel with nothing on. With the storm drowning out their screaming, Buck finally says:
“And I thought I was scary looking in bed. But you beat me at one of my many talents.” Thel replies “What in the WORT are you doing here Spartan Buck?”
Buck: “I forgot I needed a bucket with some water. I tend to use the old method of shaving my face because I can’t have it messed up. I want my enemies to see the most handsome Spartan, with a beautiful face right before they die. It’s like they looked into the eyes of an angel…”
Thel: “One, you wear a helmet. Two, your enemies do not care. Three, I do not have a bucket, but a stream mere meters away! And four… I sleep naked for I sweat a lot while sleeping! If you wish to stare, take a photo for this is all you’ll get to see.”
Buck: “Oh don’t worry. This mental image will be scarred into my brain for life. Now im going to have nightmares.”
After the awkward moment, Thel and Buck retreat back into their tents, both horrified at what they saw of each other.
Good morning Grunts. In less than an hour, Phantom’s from here will join others from around the galaxy. And you will be launching the largest space battle in the history of gruntkind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Gruntpocalypse day, and you will once again be fighting for our Pizza… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from killtaculars. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Gruntpocalypse day will no longer be known as an Grunts holiday, but as the Grunts declared in one voice: “We will surrender for Pizza!” We will vanish without a fight!
PS: If I won…give a pack each to the 3 people above since I’m that nice.
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> I got a joke, but not sure if its inappropriate, I apologise in advance
> What do you call Spartan that likes a good fisting?
> Sarah Palmer
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I think we found our winner! This is the only one that is 100% hilarious.
Going to sweeten the deal. <mark>The best joke (IMO though I may call in others if it’s close) will get one of the new Relief & Recovery REQ Packs.</mark> Filled with boosts and cosmetics if you haven’t unlocked everything.
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> Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?
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> So when they come pack to port, the can Scandinavian
</mark> - Good luck.Addition
