IF you can write a very funny and comedic plot summary of Halo 4’s campaign.
Winner gets the code sent to them on Xbox Live.
You can also win if you post a hilarious enough Halo picture!
I will send the winner the code around 4:00 pm, PST.
Bumping, people might still be composing stories or finding pictures.
Chief wakes up to press buttons and fight tiny Megatrons with T-rex hands. Also, Didact says “Humans are bad, raga raga raga.”
> Chief wakes up to press buttons and fight tiny Megatrons with T-rex hands. Also, Didact says “Humans are bad, raga raga raga.”
I’m going to wait for more before choosing, but that was DAMN HILARIOUS!
how i feel-
i really need that code-
OK. (spoilers)
So MC wakes up and he’s all “WTF, Cortana. Why’d you wake me?”
Cortana is all like “Whatever happened to ‘wake me, when you need me.’? anyway, there’s explosions and crap goin on, let’s check it out”
Yadda-yadda-yadda Cortana dies MC wins.
[SPOILERS]
So Master Chief has been stuck in space with his -Yoink!- hologram Cortana for the past 5 years as he drifts through space aimlessly. Then after 5 years of solid fapping chief is awoken by Cortana as his ship comes under fire from a covenant fleet. After some -Yoink- goes down, chief finds himself suck on a mysterious and alien planet full of glittering structures held together by some weird glowing space glue.
After finally finding a USB port for Cortana chief learns that he is stranded on the forerunner planet Requiem. He then accidentally stumbles upon Megatron who has been locked away for centuries within a giant glowing tennis ball. Chief immediately begins a hunt to find another USB port so Cortana can run SortThisShitOut.exe and defeat Megatron; however then Cortana begins experiencing what professional AI experts call: ‘Going off on one’. Chief is then forced to try and fix things himself.
After finding some other humans and some kid he knew ‘BackInTheDay’ chief continues his quest to stop Megatron only to be rudely interrupted by a librarian demanding he return his overdue book which he denies he ever had. After receiving an upgrade chief returns to defeating Megatron in an assault on his ship. After fighting his way through the ship chief then confronts Megatron who can only be defeated by pushing the left stick forward and pressing right trigger. Regrettably Cortana sacrifices herself in the process.
Finally with his quest complete, Chief can go back to staring out of the window and looking epic.
Cortana: chief can you hear me?
Chief: yeah just give me a second will bang ok?
Cortana: but chief im going to die im going rampant.
Chief: so no bang?
Cortana: no chief im sorry no bang.
Chief: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chief: Oooh piece of candy will still bang later k :3
Cortana:…
Well I didn’t make this, but I found it quite funny, and lets be honest here, true.
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You guys are coo coo for specialization codes, except the europeans cause they aren’t able to get the codes and they HAVE to ask for them. I’m just gonna have fun with my wetwork and operator specializations as I find wetwork to be the best.
Chief wakes up, and -Yoink- slaps anything else alive on deck. Then he fires a missile at a cruiser instead of hitting the planet, which would have ended all this -Yoink- right there. Then he fell from space. Again. And Cortana’s going crazy now. Then he shoots every Transformer he can see until he pushes a button without knowing what it will do, like any good super soldier would do. Then the Didact pulls a Jesus and then runs away.
Then a UNSC ship fell from space, again. Chief finds the ship, named “Let’s Give Bungie the Middle Finger and Name Our Ship After the Last Game in the Only Series They Completely Own”. They fight off the Didact (yay), restore power to the ship (yay) and the commander announces their departure (ya-wait, what?!). Chief and Crazy are pissed and go off on their own. Forerunner buildings, yada yada, then Chief gets high and turns into even more of a Mary Sue thanks to the Librarian, proud divorcée of the Didact.
Then Chief and Cookoo meet back with the ship commander who snivels at them enough to get his -Yoink- mutinied and the story moves along. Apparently the robots were made by Instrumentality-ing ancient humans that used to kill the Forerunners. The Forerunners were sore losers, so they turned the Humans into cavemen, because in Halo genetics apparently work under the same basic principles as Legos.
Didact wants to finish the job, and succeeds with a dozen nerds. Chief chases him to Earth and blows up his ship, but now without UNSC A.I. Cracked-in-the-head making a Heroic Sacrifice so Chief can return for REVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGE in Halo 5.
The end.
Master Chief finishes the fight… again. The end.
You probably got rid of the code already but ill right my sob story.
I was a young lad making a buck fiddy by the hour filling gas for greasy truck drivers that passed by. Yes i had to deal with their rude remarks and comments. But it was money I was happy with my job.
A few years later and now im 17 making a respectable 2 fiddy by the hour. No more truck drivers im pumping gas for regular people like you and I. I usually give my hard earned cashed to my mama and papa so they can pay the bills. I do however get to keep 10 cents of each paycheck I get. After saving up for serveral years. Iv’e saved enough to buy halo 4 that is releasing soon! (You are probably wondering how I barley afford an xbox let alone electricity. To sum things up I go to my snobby rich cousin “franwenie” he does not share wealth only his humble abode"
2 days later i head to gamestop to buy a fresh new copy of the game right at midnight. Oh my I only have enough nickles and dimes to afford the normal edition of halo 4. “It’s okay” I say to my self. The LE version only comes with fancy map packs and specializations that will come to me later in the year.
after some months playing halo 4 I reach 70. I was very sad. Since halo 4 was my only form of entertainment. I say to my self " look up The Eminem Guy soon the new specializations will be given out and you will be having fun again in no time."
2 weeks later. Still no sign of hope. Lost. Lost hope in this company they like to call them selves 343. Not giving me the respectful code I deserve? Was it my fault? did i not opt? am i not 17 years old or more? last time I checked I was 17. Wait maybe it’s because I live in Europe and cant access them. Oh no that cant be it look at the moose walking on the roads.Well what could the problem be?
1 month later. Im sitting at my local library while I write this. People glare at me from left to write. Why are they judging me? They got a code and I didn’t who cares? I do. They know i’m Lesser than they are. They known im the scum of the earth. “The Eminem Guy don’t let it get to you man!” I say to myself. I shake my self back to reality. “I must do something about this.”
The next day i pay the rest of my saved salary at a phone booth. I put my 25 cents in the machine and gulp. I dial in Microsoft’s number. It rings. After several minutes a machine woman picks up the phone. “If this is a problem with a payment for microsoft please press 1” “If your xbox has the red ring please press 2” “If you did not receive your specialization code for halo 4 please press 3”
I Pound 3 with my index. I hear a crack. The pain leaves a single tear rolling down my eye. I must move on I say to my self. After waiting through 30 minutes of elevator music a man comes on the phone. “Hello how can I help you today.”
“Yes I am calling because I did not recieve my specialization code for halo 4, could you help me out sir?” “well” He says than takes a great pause. “call back in 2 weeks if you don’t get an e-mail or xbox live message giving you the code” “good luck” The phone turns to the annoying beep beep beep, that makes you want to tear you’r ear drums out.
I go back to my local library. I search the fourms. I see a fourm thread titled " Message here if you want a specialization code" I let out a squeal of joy.
And here we are now as i type this up again. You’ve heard my story. So please help a guy down on his luck, will ya?
> You probably got rid of the code already but ill right my sob story.
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> [sob story]
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> And here we are now as i type this up again. You’ve heard my story. So please help a guy down on his luck, will ya?
I stepped in a puddle today and the water got in my shoe. Only a specialization code will lift me from the infinite spiral of agony I am now in.
So I am from europe, can I haz codes??? 