The Spartans of Noble Team have been remembered with the recent supply drop for those of you in Fireteam Apollo.
For those of you not in my esteemed, core destroying Fireteam, I have an extra requisition for one lucky Spartan.
The catch: You need to make me laugh. Find a recording of something that happened to you in the War Games Simulator, and the funniest one wins some new armor.
Get clipping, Spartans! Winner will be chosen tomorrow at midnight (EST).
What exactly are you giving away?
AHEM
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> AHEM - Mongoose speeds are not accurate to those outside simulators. - Also, I think your Pelicans are glitched. - In addition, your spawns are terrible. Please fix. - Infection has a hit detection issue. - So do the AI bosses. - People just teleport in and out of nowhere. - See? Teleporting. And we die because of that. - Base geometry is unstable. - Debris shouldn’t clog lifts like that. - And I don’t think AV-49’s are intended to do this.So, with all the evidence I have provided, and with the programmers being less than cooperative, I relay this message to you, Commander. FIX YOUR DAMN SIMULATOR.
-Yoink!- I got no chance now lol.
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> What exactly are you giving away?
Memories of Reach, hence the Noble Team mention.
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> AHEM - Mongoose speeds are not accurate to those outside simulatorsSo, with all the evidence I have provided, and with the programmers being less than cooperative, I relay this message to you, Commander. FIX YOUR DAMN SIMULATOR.
One per Spartan, Spartan, or else I’ll just use the first one.
Also, tell the Eggheads that. I just shoot stuff.
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> > What exactly are you giving away?
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> Memories of Reach, hence the Noble Team mention.
Oh, well in that case, disregard my post. I already unlocked everything. I shall leave my clips there for…hilarity purposes.
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The soldiers in warzone make me want to vomit, those insane wobbly thingamabobbos are so weird and I can’t kill them!!!
MOR? Did you mean to post this six months ago?
So,do i upload a clip on Xbox?Or tell you?
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> AHEM - Mongoose speeds are not accurate to those outside simulators. - Also, I think your Pelicans are glitched. - In addition, your spawns are terrible. Please fix. - Infection has a hit detection issue. - So do the AI bosses. - People just teleport in and out of nowhere. - See? Teleporting. And we die because of that. - Base geometry is unstable. - Debris shouldn’t clog lifts like that. - And I don’t think AV-49’s are intended to do this.So, with all the evidence I have provided, and with the programmers being less than cooperative, I relay this message to you, Commander. FIX YOUR DAMN SIMULATOR.
Someone here is determined to get that REQ pack…
Unfortunately for me, I don’t have anything “funny” for people to see. I think Wraith0912 is right on his claim, your simulator may need “some” tweaking.
Wasp thing Blew itself up & Slapped me Far Far Away
My island gave birth to a ONI Tank (But I still reckon my island’s cursed)
Off Topic Humor
VVV
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> So,do i upload a clip on Xbox?Or tell you?
Upload it and post it here, Spartan.
Not looking for prizes (I have everything.)
This is a bit of instant Karma for me being a -Yoink- though.
https://youtu.be/qoCZv4wT-gw?t=9s
here somes
Funny instant Karma
I deserved it
Ghost in a ghost
Crazy soldier
bye my friend
ops
Romeo and Juliet
A Red Hanging for his Crimes
It won’t let me embed the link. I can press the source code button and make it blue just fine when writing, but it becomes regular text when i post.