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Hello there Spartan! Are you tired of being farmed? Tired of having your K/D dropped like a dead baby? Or tired of not being able to do anything while being endlessly dominated and destroyed? Well luckily for you, you can now enlist within an organization to prevent that! Today we are announcing the Spartans Against Farming Organization, or SAFO. This organization is here, for you! Because skilled and coordinated players ruin the fun, we must step in to shun them and banish them from the community! No matter how bad we may be, we will overcome them with the power of whining and harassment!
To join our organization, you must meet the following requirements! Failure to meet them will result in you being called a selfish scrub who ruins the game for others! (Among other things)
-Be against farming so much that you harass anyone who attempts it! This means you must send them message after message!
-Hold the belief that anyone with Achilles must be have their armor taken, their company disbanded, their stats reset and be banned for two weeks! (Also have their REQs reset)
-Remember, farming is a problem that is new to Halo! It never existed any other halo game anyway!
-Hold the belief that Achilles is the leading cause.
-Must not be willing to find teams or form them.
-Report them to xbox live! Remember, skill and teamwork shouldn’t be allowed when it threatens the fun of everyone in the game!
-Must be active on Waypoint and have made at least ten threads about it!
-Attack any players who dare defend this monstrosity! Call them cheaters!
Do you meet those requirements, fellow Spartan? Then call the number 1-800-GetGoodScrub and let us know! Together we can remove them pesky farmers and reclaim our community from these cheaters! They never earned their armor anyway!
*Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any and all butthurt caused by farming. We are also not responsible for any farming done by Marked For Death, Whiskey, Party Up Gaming, The Sauna, or any big name company. Take this post seriously… at your own risk.
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> > Just… no, dude. And no one would create 10 threads solely about the farming problem…
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> Some people cry about it louder than a newborn fresh out of the womb.
Says the person willing to make an entire Company that’ll attack people who are farming for Achilles armour, go on “witch hunts” for them, attack them over Xbox Live - and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Waypoint too - and wanting their entire stats reset. Makes me laugh at Trolls like you and threads like these, and how you class anyone not meeting or wanting to meet the requirements as a “selfish scrub who ruins the games for others”.
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> Says the person willing to make an entire Company that’ll attack people who are farming for Achilles armour, go on “witch hunts” for them, attack them over Xbox Live - and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Waypoint too - and wanting their entire stats reset. Makes me laugh at Trolls like you and threads like these, and how you class anyone not meeting or wanting to meet the requirements as a “selfish scrub who ruins the games for others”.
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> Says the person willing to make an entire Company that’ll attack people who are farming for Achilles armour, go on “witch hunts” for them, attack them over Xbox Live - and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Waypoint too - and wanting their entire stats reset. Makes me laugh at Trolls like you and threads like these, and how you class anyone not meeting or wanting to meet the requirements as a “selfish scrub who ruins the games for others”.
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> *Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any and all butthurt caused by farming. We are also not responsible for any farming done by Marked For Death, Whiskey, Party Up Gaming, The Sauna, or any big name company. Take this post seriously… at your own risk.
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> > Says the person willing to make an entire Company that’ll attack people who are farming for Achilles armour, go on “witch hunts” for them, attack them over Xbox Live - and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Waypoint too - and wanting their entire stats reset. Makes me laugh at Trolls like you and threads like these, and how you class anyone not meeting or wanting to meet the requirements as a “selfish scrub who ruins the games for others”.
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> > *Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any and all butthurt caused by farming. We are also not responsible for any farming done by Marked For Death, Whiskey, Party Up Gaming, The Sauna, or any big name company. Take this post seriously… at your own risk.
Everyone is entitled to their thoughts and opinion. Mine have been expressed.
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> > > Says the person willing to make an entire Company that’ll attack people who are farming for Achilles armour, go on “witch hunts” for them, attack them over Xbox Live - and I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Waypoint too - and wanting their entire stats reset. Makes me laugh at Trolls like you and threads like these, and how you class anyone not meeting or wanting to meet the requirements as a “selfish scrub who ruins the games for others”.
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> > > *Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any and all butthurt caused by farming. We are also not responsible for any farming done by Marked For Death, Whiskey, Party Up Gaming, The Sauna, or any big name company. Take this post seriously… at your own risk.
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> Everyone is entitled to their thoughts and opinion. Mine have been expressed.
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> Impulse is a farmer, this was a satirical post.