You just got done successfully defending an UNSC Outpost from two brigades of Covies and Prometheans (That’s around 6,000 hostiles). A pelican arrives with friendly forces and the Captain looks at you. What’s your one liner to sum up this whole battle?
-Must Be witty
-Must be no more than ten (10) words
-Has to make sense
Mine would definitely would be
“Mistakes were made, and not by me.”
or
“I’m finished here, what’s my target now?”
Sorry about all the cubbie blood sir!
I wont clean up that mess.
You missed out on one hell of a party.
Oh Good! The clean up crews here
Sorry, my shop is closed!
“I bet you’re expecting me to say something witty.”
Command, delivery of humanity’s vengeance executed with extreme prejudice. Awaiting tasking.
Where’s my sandwich?
Sir.
I actually don’t feel good about posting this. (T_T )
“Sorry sir they tried to steal my unfrig”
Edit: “can I get a nornfang now?”
“EZ PZ am champ smurf” 
or “was that it?”
I made a thread similar to this last year for Halo 6.
“Was that round five of firefight? Lost track of time.”
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> I made a thread similar to this last year for Halo 6.
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> “Was that round five of firefight? Lost track of time.”
In no way did I mean to steal content, I posted a similar forum to my Company to no response so I wanted to get some feedback from the rest of you guys. Please forgive me if I stole your content.
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> > I made a thread similar to this last year for Halo 6.
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> > “Was that round five of firefight? Lost track of time.”
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> In no way did I mean to steal content, I posted a similar forum to my Company to no response so I wanted to get some feedback from the rest of you guys. Please forgive me if I stole your content.
“Long have you served with honor and distinction. But your inability to [make a new thread] safeguard Halo…was a colossal failure.”
hahahahahaha okay I had my laugh
No problem 
(after killing an Elite) “not so Elite after all, huh?”
“Negotiations went as expected.”
“This is where we held them.” [Pause]
“This is where we fought them.” [Pause]
“This is where they died!”
After being informed that there is a alien assault on man kind I say “I can’t deal with this right now I’m going back to bed.”
What happened to finishing the fight?
Party’s over sir, you’re late.
Oh snap! They got capped!