This just occurred to me. Why can’t my 1000 pound, fully armored, jet pack powered, rage fueled, death machine (aka Spartan IV) move 2458’s version of a Toyota Prius?
edit: on the Warzone Assualt map “Urban” there are a couple of cars between the armory and Base. One of them looks like a Prius, try Spartan charging or ground pounding it.
Because they’re too busy admiring their pizza skins.
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> Because they’re too busy admiring their pizza skins.
Ha ha, that kind sir was very well played.
For the same reason that a punch to their chest is more deadly than bullets.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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> Because you touch yourself at night.
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Well because it’s a 2458 Toyota Prius. The 2558 Toyota Prius is a lot lighter.
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Okay.
Are you talking about the Warhog? Which is actually 2558’s version of a Humvee, aka a heavily armored troop transport vehicle.
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> This just occurred to me. Why can’t my 1000 pound, fully armored, jet pack powered, rage fueled, death machine (aka Spartan IV) move 2458’s version of a Toyota Prius?
Because they don’t exist in 2558.
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> Because you touch yourself at night.
Yeah man. What the heck? I’m all for twisted humor, but at least have it make sense/be funny.
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> > This just occurred to me. Why can’t my 1000 pound, fully armored, jet pack powered, rage fueled, death machine (aka Spartan IV) move 2458’s version of a Toyota Prius?
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The dangers associated with using your phone, typos.
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> Well because it’s a 2458 Toyota Prius. The 2558 Toyota Prius is a lot lighter.
:). Touché!
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I’m not a funny man.
They should make a skin that makes a warthog look like a prius 
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> Are you talking about the Warhog? Which is actually 2558’s version of a Humvee, aka a heavily armored troop transport vehicle.
I think he means the car object that can be placed in forge.
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> Well because it’s a 2458 Toyota Prius. The 2558 Toyota Prius is a lot lighter.
This. I mean c’mon, everyone knows that.
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> Are you talking about the Warhog? Which is actually 2558’s version of a Humvee, aka a heavily armored troop transport vehicle.
It’s a Jeep, not a HMVEE.
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> It’s a Jeep, not a HMVEE.