Spartan animals?

I know sounds weird but why haven’t the UNSC create super animals like a spartan cat or even a spartan Moa?

That indeed is weird.

Why would the UNSC do that ?

> That indeed is weird.
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> Why would the UNSC do that ?

You can send a group Spartans in a horde of enemies they will be slower than a stampede of spartan Moas

> > That indeed is weird.
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> > Why would the UNSC do that ?
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> You can send a group Spartans in a horde of enemies they will be slower than a stampede of spartan Moas

How would you even make a Spartan Moa ?

How would you tell it what you want done ?

How would you arm it seeing as they are animals that die pretty quickly ?

> > That indeed is weird.
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> > Why would the UNSC do that ?
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> You can send a group Spartans in a horde of enemies they will be slower than a stampede of spartan Moas

well, i guess the UNSC thinks that an intelligent and free-thinking human, whom can also hold a gun, is more effective than a Huge Flightless bird that likes to screech at random things :stuck_out_tongue:

plus, once the Marines get hungry, where will they get their Moa burgers from? you can’t exactly kill a Spartan for food, animal or not.

:stuck_out_tongue:

> > > That indeed is weird.
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> > > Why would the UNSC do that ?
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> > You can send a group Spartans in a horde of enemies they will be slower than a stampede of spartan Moas
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> well, i guess the UNSC thinks that an intelligent and free-thinking human, whom can also hold a gun, is more effective than a Huge Flightless bird that likes to screech at random things :stuck_out_tongue:
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> plus, once the Marines get hungry, where will they get their Moa burgers from? you can’t exactly kill a Spartan for food, animal or not.
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> :stuck_out_tongue:

You can strap a big turret on the back of the spartan moa plus also with thrusters the moa can fly. There will always be moa to eat heck you could even ride the super moa as ultra fast speeds :slight_smile:

> > > That indeed is weird.
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> > > Why would the UNSC do that ?
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> > You can send a group Spartans in a horde of enemies they will be slower than a stampede of spartan Moas
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> How would you even make a Spartan Moa ?
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> How would you tell it what you want done ?
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> How would you arm it seeing as they are animals that die pretty quickly ?

Carrot on a stick with AI controlled miniguns/rockets.

> > > > That indeed is weird.
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> > > > Why would the UNSC do that ?
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> > > You can send a group Spartans in a horde of enemies they will be slower than a stampede of spartan Moas
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> > How would you even make a Spartan Moa ?
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> > How would you tell it what you want done ?
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> > How would you arm it seeing as they are animals that die pretty quickly ?
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> Carrot on a stick with AI controlled miniguns/rockets.

Don’t forget thrusters :slight_smile:

Here are some Moa Chief quotes

“I need a carrot”

“Sir, finishing this flight”

“Pet me when you need me”

“I think I’ll try pecking my way out, mix things up a little”

“SQUAG!!!”

> Here are some Moa Chief quotes
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> “I need a carrot”
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> “Sir, finishing this flight”
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> “Pet me when you need me”
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> “I think I’ll try pecking my way out, mix things up a little”
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> “SQUAG!!!”

Lol :slight_smile:

> Here are some Moa Chief quotes
>
> “I need a carrot”
>
> “Sir, finishing this flight”
>
> “Pet me when you need me”
>
> “I think I’ll try pecking my way out, mix things up a little”
>
> “SQUAG!!!”

I was just going to post the “pet me when you need me”
But you beat me

I could just imagine a spartan and a “spartan” MOA hiding in active camp when a hunter walks by
Human spartan: be very still and don make a noise.
MOA: SQUAG!!! SQUAG!!! starts running in circles.

Or even better, why haven’t they genetically re-engineered dinosaurs, augmented and experimented on them. Imagine, an armored augmented super powered stegosaurus charging into battle. Yes.

> Or even better, why haven’t they genetically re-engineered dinosaurs, augmented and experimented on them. Imagine, an armored augmented super powered stegosaurus charging into battle. Yes.

‘Damn it blue teams Moas are pinning us down from the ridge and they’ve gained ownership of our Spartosaurus by letting it eat one of their team, we’re never getting that flag dude’

‘Dude look o…!’

‘SQUAG!!!’

‘MY LEGS!!!’

> > Or even better, why haven’t they genetically re-engineered dinosaurs, augmented and experimented on them. Imagine, an armored augmented super powered stegosaurus charging into battle. Yes.
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> ‘Damn it blue teams Moas are pinning us down from the ridge and they’ve gained ownership of our Spartosaurus by letting it eat one of their team, we’re never getting that flag dude’
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> ‘Dude look o…!’
>
> ‘SQUAG!!!’
>
> ‘MY LEGS!!!’

“Bird-soldiers and the attack of Spartosaurus!”
The new horror movie coming to a theater near you!
Rated MOA-13 for Theatrical violence and developing a hatred for bird calls

Replace the guy with master chief and replace the cow with Moa Chief and this could be the most epic battle of halo history :smiley:

We never know what the UNSC might be doing behind the scenes…

> Or even better, why haven’t they genetically re-engineered dinosaurs, augmented and experimented on them. Imagine, an armored augmented super powered stegosaurus charging into battle. Yes.

You mean something like Dino Riders? Because that will be awesome!

> Or even better, why haven’t they genetically re-engineered dinosaurs, augmented and experimented on them. Imagine, an armored augmented super powered stegosaurus charging into battle. Yes.

I might need to make a new topic of who would win?

Moa Chief or Stego 6 xD

Ok we have Moa chief and Stego 6 who else should we add to the spartan squad? :slight_smile: