Spartan abilities commentary by grif

Church: you know when we had simpler times, when all we had to do was point and shoot, now you have to sprint and clamber and thruster…
Tucker: and all of the above is hard to do
Church: shut up tucker
Grif: tucker has a point It is hard work
Washington: then why did you sign of for the military?
grif: Ima lover not a thinker
simmons: you say that for everything
Sarge: I kind of like the new abilities, it adds more ways a blue can die
Caboose: I like hot dogs
Grif: but some abilities are just pointless, and are hard to do
Tucker: speaking of pointless abilities, what about sprint, you go at the exact same speed walking before, but now you have to sweat and lower your gun
Sarge: Lower your gun? Some blue must have made this happen somehow, diabolical.
simmons: actually 34- the UNSC made it standard order to put your gun down while sprinting
Sarge: but what about master chief’s team, they shot and ran at the same time refers to The Package
Simmons: you mean blue team?
Sarge: Master Chief is on blue team? How come they get the good guys while we get Douglas and Jerome,
Simmons: You know some of the blue team members were on red team for a while
Sarge: Traitors? On red team?
Sarge: Now I’m glad that these “osiris” people are hunting them
Grif: so why can’t we speed walk? Can’t we just bend the rules?
Simmons: it’s impossible,
Tucker: tries to speed walk I can’t do it, it’s just not possible
Sarge: we got to get “speed walking” back
Simmons: Some people like sprinting
Grif: People like sprint? NOOOOOOOO

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Guy who’s weirdly butthurt about sprinting detected.

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It’s a joke y’know, thats not my actual opinion

Script lacks the charm of Burnie Burns’ writing.

Looks like I picked the wrong subject to joke about

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I think it’s perfect!

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really? thank you

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Yeah, I can see all of them saying those things. Especially Caboose…