Something y'all don't seem to get about Warthogs

Warthogs are not exclusively military vehicles. Sure, there are a million and one variants in use by the UNSC, but they’re not out of the ordinary among civilian populations.

Evidence: one of the characters in Hunt the Truth Season 1 (can’t remember which episode) is a retired Warthog salesman hired by ONI as a “source” for Benjamin Giraud’s story on Master Chief. Also, the Civilian Warthog in H2A. And those billboards for the Civilian Warthog on the Halo 2 multiplayer maps Headlong, Turf, Terminal, and District, as well as the one on the Campaign mission Metropolis. There’s a billboard on the Reach multiplayer map, Breakneck, too. Which was a remake of Headlong.

Hell, there’s even mention of Sangheili using Warthogs as personal vehicles on Sangheilios, in Halo: The Thursday War.

Basically, what I’m trying to say is: stop complaining about the new Warthogs coming in Hog Wild. They’re not that much of a stretch.

Didn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger also drive a warthog?

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> Didn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger also drive a warthog?

Yep.

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> Warthogs are not exclusively military vehicles. Sure, there are a million and one variants in use by the UNSC, but they’re not out of the ordinary among civilian populations.
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> Evidence: one of the characters in Hunt the Truth Season 1 (can’t remember which episode) is a retired Warthog salesman hired by ONI as a “source” for Benjamin Giraud’s story on Master Chief. Also, the Civilian Warthog in H2A. And those billboards for the Civilian Warthog on the Halo 2 multiplayer maps Headlong, Turf, Terminal, and District, as well as the one on the Campaign mission Metropolis. There’s a billboard on the Reach multiplayer map, Breakneck, too. Which was a remake of Headlong.
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> Hell, there’s even mention of Sangheili using Warthogs as personal vehicles on Sangheilios, in Halo: The Thursday War.
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> Basically, what I’m trying to is: stop complaining about the new Warthogs coming in Hog Wild. They’re not that much of a stretch.

I got really happy when you said what was bolded, great memories