Please read the whole thing so you don’t misunderstand my point. Call of Duty *IS in-fact a pretty well designed game. The music is fine, the animations are good, the graphics are better than plenty of games, the multiplayer can be fun in certain modes, etc. Woah, move away from that report button, I ain’t finished yet. What really bothers me, is the COD and it’s mega splosion splosion packed E3 trailers always manage to bring in all of the squirts, and even older people. I realized something recently, which is that COD’s campaigns don’t have enough substance, especially compared to HALO (woahoho, I’m starting to get on topic). I mean, I remember seeing COD:AW’s E3 gameplay, and I was like woah, this does *look (keyword) very cool. When I finally play it, I realize just how lacking it is. You see characters in the background doing animation cycles, when you walk up to a friendly soldier, they don’t blink, move, talk etc. It’s like fighting along mannequins that go on a prescripted path. In Halo, the simple things such as npc’s acknowledging you, really add to the game. I love walking up to a marine and having them salute me, make a wise-crack about me staring at them, etc. Even in Halo 4, I remember a part where there are scientists trapped in a room, and they say things like “It’s the military!”, and “We’re saved”. The fact that so many people can be given hope by one armored green dude makes me fool good for some reason. Meanwhile, COD is just kind of an action-packed looking game that ends up being 6 hours long, has a lot of cliches, and incredibly scripted events.
I’m sure that people are going to get a “you know what” after seeing whatever COD is shown at E3, but lets face it, its going to be an explosive festival. I’m sure that the Halo 5 trailer will have gorgeous set pieces and some sort of shootout or something, and yet all of the squirts are too jaded and say “Halo 5 is too unrealistic”, or “Halo is geeky”. I’m sorry, but games with a 1000lb tank on legs who stomps almost everything in his path, is freakin bad–Yoink-.