Something I find pretty cool

Master Chief’s name is John, my name is John
Master Chief has brown hair, I have brown hair
Master Chief has blue eyes, I have blue eyes
I just think that it’s kinda awesome the similarities.

The way I see it, the differences hilariously outweigh the similarities.

-You were not born 499 years into the future
-You did not grow up in a human-colonized system 20 or so light-years away.
-You were not, nor will you, be secretly kidnapped by a top-secret and highly confidential military intelligence organization.
-You were not subject to a preliminary list of candidates for a heavily classified second-generation “Super Soldier” program.
-You are most likely not part of the armed-services, specifically any type, or some form of, naval force with access to orbital bombardment, the deployment of atmospheric and space fighters, etc.

…Need I say more.

… …ownage in its purest form…

Your lucky I’m close in looks with John.

My parents almost named me John.

My hair is a mix of blonde black and brown.

My eyes are hazel.

But I do know that I do have one major hing in common with John. I blew up a bunch of stuff and the owners of that stuff hate me jk.

I also have brown hair and blue eyes, I also have two partially chipped-off teeth, (I think John had one?) but they’re not front teeth though. And I can also imitate the Chief’s voice quite decently.

But this morning I accidentally bumped my knee into the table that my Xbox was on, which ruined the BF3 disc spinning inside, so unfortunately I don’t share his luck. :<

> I also have brown hair and blue eyes, I also have two partially chipped-off teeth, (I think John had one?) but they’re not front teeth though. And I can also imitate the Chief’s voice quite decently.
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> But this morning I accidentally bumped my knee into the table that my Xbox was on, which ruined the BF3 disc spinning inside, so unfortunately I don’t share his luck. :<

Looks like you took an arrow to the knee lol. (Skyrim reference)

> Looks like you took an arrow to the knee lol.

I used to pick on Hawkeye for not having any superpowers. But then I took an arrow to the knee…

Clearly the OP is an ancestor of the John S-117.