I mean, these weapons suuuck. Like I don’t enjoy using hardly any of them. None of them make me smile like the shotgun did, or shooting around a corner with the halo 5 hydra or the incineration cannon…it’s a stupid weapon, but God it makes me smile when I watch my friends’ spartan burn.
And I’m talking to you here now. Not the halo hoarde or screaming into the void. Just you, the person reading this right now on your phone, or as you’re sitting down at your computer.
9 months we’ve had the enjoyment of this sandbox. So tell me.
Tell me you’re enjoying the skewer.
Tell me you’re enjoying the shock weapons.
I mean, the rifle is great right, cause mint blitz get nothing but one shots with it.
Tell me youre enjoying the pulse carbine or the commando.
The bulldog, or the plasma pistol, you’re enjoying them right?
I mean enjoying them like you enjoyed the shotgun or the magnum.
Love the inconsistency of the rockets?
How about the equipment? That drop wall, you never always just walk by that one right?
Tell me you’d prefer those weapons over the weapon sandboxes of the past.
But the BR, that’s what’s buttering your bread right now ain’t it? I mean. It got it locked down YO!
…until the AR blind sides you and your dead before you can turn.
And to person who reads this and it triggers “I’m a great halo player, been playing since before CE, that’s how OG I am, so Im great with all these weapons” , that’s nice, your place in the hall of fame is cemented.
Nah man, 9 months later, we deserve better then this.
Does anyone have a shovel, or some febreeze?