someone give me their FOTUS stuff

i deserve it and i will give you a hug in return. before you get all skeptical, let me just say, i give some pretty mean hugs!

Don’t beg for charity.

> Don’t beg for charity.

i aint begging, im demanding

> Don’t beg for charity.

It shows your weakness.

I don’t have a Fotus to give you, and I wouldn’t give it to you if I’m getting it, but can still have the hug?

tell you this, you give me fotus, i will give you an awesome hug, and i will throw in a pair of my old shoes and a banana

> I don’t have a Fotus to give you, and I wouldn’t give it to you if I’m getting it, but can still have the hug?

you can have one of those awkward half hugs from the side.

I’ve got no FOTUS.

If I had FOTUS, I would not give you it.

Can I still have a hug though?

> I’ve got no FOTUS.
>
> If I had FOTUS, I would not give you it.
>
> Can I still have a hug though?

fotus or no deal. liek i told the other guy, you can have an awkward half hug

It’s ugly soooo ugly. …

And no

> It’s ugly soooo ugly. …
>
>
>
> And no

IF I WANNA BE A UNICORN THAN DAMN IT I CAN BE A UNICORN!

> > I don’t have a Fotus to give you, and I wouldn’t give it to you if I’m getting it, but can still have the hug?
>
> you can have one of those awkward half hugs from the side.

AHHHHHHHH!!!
Leaves to go cry in the corner
Your so mean!!!

> > > I don’t have a Fotus to give you, and I wouldn’t give it to you if I’m getting it, but can still have the hug?
> >
> > you can have one of those awkward half hugs from the side.
>
> AHHHHHHHH!!!
> Leaves to go cry in the corner
> Your so mean!!!

sorry but my hugs are way to valuable to be given away from free. i would trade you a hug for a hot pocket? seems like a reasonable trade to me

I haz dun seen FOTUS. Linky pleeze!

> > > > I don’t have a Fotus to give you, and I wouldn’t give it to you if I’m getting it, but can still have the hug?
> > >
> > > you can have one of those awkward half hugs from the side.
> >
> > AHHHHHHHH!!!
> > Leaves to go cry in the corner
> > Your so mean!!!
>
> sorry but my hugs are way to valuable to be given away from free. i would trade you a hug for a hot pocket? seems like a reasonable trade to me

No! I want a real hug! They don’t even cost anything!!

Ive got a donkey with a boomerang

It has FOTUS shaved on its side <.< its pretty sick

> > > > > I don’t have a Fotus to give you, and I wouldn’t give it to you if I’m getting it, but can still have the hug?
> > > >
> > > > you can have one of those awkward half hugs from the side.
> > >
> > > AHHHHHHHH!!!
> > > Leaves to go cry in the corner
> > > Your so mean!!!
> >
> > sorry but my hugs are way to valuable to be given away from free. i would trade you a hug for a hot pocket? seems like a reasonable trade to me
>
> No! I want a real hug! They don’t even cost anything!!

Then you must not have ever experienced a hug like this my friend. Imagine getting a hug from Elvis Presley sky diving while drinking a gallon of Kool aid. Its kinda that awesome.

> Ive got a donkey with a boomerang
>
> It has FOTUS shaved on its side <.< its pretty sick

If its a unicorn, I will take it. Otherwise, G.T.F.O.! xD

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> I can tell you how to get the FOTUS armour.

if your idea is trading for hugs, that was my idea.