Some questions about working at 343i

Is there free donuts?

What is the brand of coffee that is served there?

Do you have big open windows for natural lighting?

> Is there free donuts?

No free Donuts, but I’m hoping one day for a free Caboose.

> What is the brand of coffee that is served there?

Not sure. Haven’t made it back to the starship yet.

> Do you have big open windows for natural lighting?

If I say yes, will you stop staring at me through them?

:wink:

> Is there free donuts?
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> What is the brand of coffee that is served there?
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> Do you have big open windows for natural lighting?

Not to disagree with my esteem colleague, but…

  1. We get free donuts every Friday,

  2. We have a Starbucks machine, and

  3. We have windows for natural lighting, but they’re frosted so snooping eyes can’t see in.

:slight_smile:

I’m telling our other coffee machine that you have a favorite. You’re so busted!

> I’m telling our other coffee machine that you have a favorite. You’re so busted!

We have another coffee machine?

The one downstairs has Starbucks coffee in it. Not talking about the Starbucks by QFC. :slight_smile:

If I’m not mistaken, each of the coffee machines has a different brand. I think we should place a bet on this. Winner gets to feed Kyle a peanut!

> Is there free donuts?
>
> What is the brand of coffee that is served there?
>
> Do you have big open windows for natural lighting?

Easy way to find out. Dress up as Master Chief and mail yourself to angel.

> If I’m not mistaken, each of the coffee machines has a different brand. I think we should place a bet on this. Winner gets to feed Kyle a peanut!

Woah, now! You’re actually feeding Kyle? :wink:

Who is this Kyle you speak of? Tell me or I’ll rip your head off. :slight_smile:

Epic thread. lol

> > If I’m not mistaken, each of the coffee machines has a different brand. I think we should place a bet on this. Winner gets to feed Kyle a peanut!
>
> Woah, now! You’re actually feeding Kyle? :wink:

Only things he’s allergic to.

I really didn’t think I’d get any answers.

Hmm. Donuts on Friday, frosted glass windows and different coffee machines with different types of coffee in them…

Okay, here’s a few more.

Do you have a foosball table or anything that would be expressly unique to 343?

Will there ever be a webcam set-up for us to peek in on the action?

When there is a disagreement among employees, do they settle it by duking it out in inflatable sumo costumes in the ring of death in the lobby?

> > Is there free donuts?
> >
> > What is the brand of coffee that is served there?
> >
> > Do you have big open windows for natural lighting?
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> Easy way to find out. Dress up as Master Chief and mail yourself to angel.

How did you figure out my plan!! lol

Do you have an onsite IT staff? If not I have no reason to watch the job postings.

I would like some free donuts, please.

> > > If I’m not mistaken, each of the coffee machines has a different brand. I think we should place a bet on this. Winner gets to feed Kyle a peanut!
> >
> > Woah, now! You’re actually feeding Kyle? :wink:
>
> Only things he’s allergic to.

Where is he anyway? He needs to post more. :stuck_out_tongue:

I can be ‘Kyle’ so I can pretend to belong.:slight_smile:

> > I’m telling our other coffee machine that you have a favorite. You’re so busted!
>
> We have another coffee machine?
>
> The one downstairs has Starbucks coffee in it. Not talking about the Starbucks by QFC. :slight_smile:

But the other one is Seattle’s Best! By definition it has to be better than Starbucks!

I love this thread.

OT: Where do order donuts from? Or do you make 'em home made?

this thread makes me want to work for 343 lol

don’t suppose you chaps at 343 are looking for overseas traditional concept artists? =)