Some poetic justice

:slight_smile: Guy in the beginning of the match thought it would be cute to t-bag me because he killed me airborne with a DMR while I was reloading rockets.

Wrong move.

So I put my try hard pants on and basically owned the living hell out of him t-bagging him every time I killed him.

Now there is no honor in beating weaker players, but if a player is going to gloat on a better player, well, they better be able to back their stuff up.

What about you guys? Any poetic justice done in Halo Reach lately?

I don’t -Yoink!-.

It’s pointless and rather immature. Doesn’t reflect any better on you if you do it to someone else just because they did it to you.

Not patronizing here, though. I’m not the best Halo player by any degree, and I don’t really look down on teabaggers. I just don’t see the point in it.

Even if someone t-bags me I don’t t-bag them back. Just seems, like Thunder said, immature. Something that kids do to try and assert some form of dominance above the competition.

I will always fondly remember the game on Boneyard where I was trying to help a teammate from my perch, and the opponent took the time to -Yoink!- him. That gave me plenty of time to scope in and put a sniper round through his helmet…

Agreed I never -Yoink!- players even if they do it too me. One thing I will do is if Im just having one of those days and dieing a bit more than normal and its the same guy only killing me and hes tea bagging me all the time, when I kill him I will quickly melee his dead body or shoot at his lifeless corpse…lol.

I dont get the tea bagging thing I played halo 3 loads and was hardly ever tea bagged. I think reach has attracted alot more new players younger ones from MW and COD etc ones that think tea bagging in halo is just something you do. Pretty pathetic really if you ask me.

> I dont get the tea bagging thing I played halo 3 loads and was hardly ever tea bagged. I think reach has attracted alot more new players younger ones from MW and COD etc ones that think tea bagging in halo is just something you do. Pretty pathetic really if you ask me.

Sadly, I see more teabagging from vets who should know better :\

Funny you should say that I spoke to my friends a while ago about it and they said the same thing. I dont know why I was hardly ever tea bagged but they said they where all the time ?
I can only speak from my experience though and I have found for me atleast its far more of a problem in reach.

One fateful day on Highlands north
A Spartan chose his gun
But just as he might venture forth
His teammate wanted one

They argued briefly, then and there
The one without was miffed
He sat there foaming in his chair
And carried on the rift

“The sniper’s mine!” he cried in pain
and let his magnum roar
He stood above his teammate, slain
and crouched down to the floor

Then up once more, then down again,
Repeated to excess
Until in time he strained his shin
And fell in great duress

At least he still possessed the gun
His baby never slept
But now he couldn’t really run
So there he laid and wept

His fallen comrade, now respawned
Had vengeance on his mind
Forgive, forget, and move beyond?
He wasn’t so inclined

So as his boots approached the man
Who felled him at the drop
The flowers shook, the Moa ran
And time itself did stop

The grounded sniper begged for peace
He offered back the ware
And for a moment earned a lease
on life despite his error

Indeed relief soon filled his eyes
The hunter left the dock
But just as soon, he heard the rise
Of a Warthog’s engine block

The warthog looked a mess that night
All covered in remains
It really was a dreadful sight
Undriveable, and stains!

But Halo 4 was drawing near
The cleanup crews were gone
All reassigned to sequel gear
The stains would stay through dawn

Now, sanitation laws demand
Each warthog must be clean
So three four three, they quickly canned
The DLC we’d seen

And in the end you have to blame
The one who stole that gun
Because of him, our treasured game
No longer seems as fun!

Awesome poem! i enjoyed reading it. :slight_smile:

nice poem, nice poem!

some people take Tea-Baggin´way too serious.

i actually just Tea-Bag my friends or people who just got blained by me.

but whats the real Definition of Tea-Baggin´?
In my eyes Tea-Baggin´ is like saying “Haha i killed you” or “Got Owned!”.

i cant understand why some People just Freak out when they get Tea-Bagged.

i bow my head to the ultimate poetic halo reach player… my respect for i who admires poems.

before you hump in excite,

look twice to your left and right,

or a trolling player will melee you with all his might.

purely impro.

or act as necrofi_____/ho_____ in a way.

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reads post and applauds

realization

re-reads thread title

I see what you did there, good sir. :slight_smile:

Well I don’t -Yoink!- because it seems just plain wrong. I do get more into the game whenever someone does that to me. Then at the end of the game I usually send “Don’t -Yoink!-” with a nice winky face at the end for effect.

good poem, my friend.

and to the tea-baggers, this video is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaiFNlrMmHA

Love the first clip.

No corpse shall be left unhumped when i play. teabagging is lolz, and thats all there is to it.