So where's Sergeant Johnson's woman?

Games Other Halo
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Come on 343, get on it.

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Holy -Yoink-.

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343i were practically obliged to create an easter egg based off of such an outtake, yet they failed us. It could have been done in the form an AI character with Johnson’s model hidden on one of the levels, it could have been hidden within a cinematic (e.g. Monkey man in ODST and John-117 in Reach), or it could have been made reference to in piece of random dialogue. But no, 343i didn’t attempt to do it.

Why?

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> 343i were practically obliged to create an easter egg based off of such an outtake, yet they failed us. It could have been done in the form an AI character with Johnson’s model hidden on one of the levels, it could have been hidden within a cinematic (e.g. Monkey man in ODST and John-117 in Reach), or it could have been made reference to in piece of random dialogue. But no, 343i didn’t attempt to do it.
>
> Why?

Oversights, lots and lots of oversights.

Protip: Never focus your entire development team on one aspect of a game.

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I think it should be pretty clear at this point that outside of the core Halo stuff 343 pretty much ignored everything else.

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> I think it should be pretty clear at this point that outside of the core Halo stuff 343 pretty much ignored everything else.

Nah they’ve added some easter eggs in the game, so they’re clearly staying true to the Halo series.

It’s just Sergeant Johnson isn’t getting his woman. I expect him to return as Master Chief’s new AI, and then he hooks up with the resurrected Cortana (of course) at the expense of John.

It could be its own trilogy!

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We need a patch for this right now! Absolutely unacceptable! How could 343 even think this game was even close to being finished without Johnson’s woman being hidden in the game?

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The librarian is his chick… He did like those libraries

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> The librarian is his chick… He did like those libraries

You ever hit it in a library man? Doesn’t happen, the bathrooms stink. Man cannot hit it.

Don’t go to the library.

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Still no sign of Sergeant Johnson’s woman. Perhaps she got lost in a Microsoft email for spec codes.

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Palmer, he’s her egghead.