So Phantom Squad hacked Xbox and PSN...

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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And people can’t play Halo 5 Guardians…

Well, Halo Reach’s multiplayer still works so I can play that. Or I can play CSGO…

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“hacked”

if DDoS is hacking then every 12 year old pissed at the guy that t bagged him is a hacker

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Phantom “squad.” Why do these -Yoinks!- call themselves a squad. Why don’t they go join the military and see what it’s like to be part of a real squad. They wouldn’t be doing this if that were the case.

That being said, they probably wouldn’t get accepted. The military doesn’t like 80% body fat.
[Insert MLG air horn here.]

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> Phantom “squad.” Why do these -Yoinks!- call themselves a squad. Why don’t they go join the military and see what it’s like to be part of a real squad. They wouldn’t be doing this if that were the case.
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> That being said, they probably wouldn’t get accepted. The military doesn’t like 80% body fat.
> [Insert MLG air horn here.]

or neckbeards or MLP marital aides

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XBL has been having service issues all day.

Just wait it out.