These are my demands:
Give me the fotus preorder armor
Let me use the teleport ability in matchmaking
Max out all my commendations
Indestructible mongoose
The ability to kill someone via console command
Ultra aim assist binary rifle
Bottomless clip
Being able to use all the powerups at once and have them activated at the beginning of a match
A book written about my heroics and a Halo spinoff game
I hope my demands aren’t too high, after all it is my birthday.
Come back when your on your deathbed. At least you’ll die fulfilled. Till then…
Have a doughnut.
Here take a cookie, now there’s the door. Good luck.
> Come back when your on your deathbed. At least you’ll die fulfilled. Till then…
> Have a doughnut.
Thanks. Was getting pretty hungry anyways. OM NOM NOM NOM
why can’t games like Halo do something special on peoples’ birthdays?
but i do have to say, your demands are pretty high…
at least you get a bulletin tonight…
> Happy Birthday 
>
> why can’t games like Halo do something special on peoples’ birthdays?
>
> but i do have to say, your demands are pretty high…
> at least you get a bulletin tonight…
Thanks! And nice picture! 
But what do you mean by getting a bulletin?
Well, ummm…good luck with that. If you actually get all that (even for a day), then tell me. That would be awesome.
Happy birthday, either way. Enjoy your day!
> > Happy Birthday
> >
> > why can’t games like Halo do something special on peoples’ birthdays?
> >
> > but i do have to say, your demands are pretty high…
> > at least you get a bulletin tonight…
>
> Thanks! And nice picture!
> But what do you mean by getting a bulletin?
The Halo Bulletin is coming tonight. It’ll have the date the weapon tweaks are coming along with other stuff.
Also, Happy Birthday! Just pretend it doesn’t say Andy in it. Unless your name is Andy, then I chose it because I can read minds.
> > Happy Birthday
> >
> > why can’t games like Halo do something special on peoples’ birthdays?
> >
> > but i do have to say, your demands are pretty high…
> > at least you get a bulletin tonight…
>
> Thanks! And nice picture!
> But what do you mean by getting a bulletin?
is today not Wednesday?
BS angel posts Halo Bulletins on Wednesday nights/Thursday mornings…
> > > Happy Birthday
> > >
> > > why can’t games like Halo do something special on peoples’ birthdays?
> > >
> > > but i do have to say, your demands are pretty high…
> > > at least you get a bulletin tonight…
> >
> > Thanks! And nice picture!
> > But what do you mean by getting a bulletin?
>
> is today not Wednesday?
> BS angel posts Halo Bulletins on Wednesday nights/Thursday mornings…
I know I facepalmed myself and was too embarrassed to respond.
> > > > Happy Birthday
> > > >
> > > > why can’t games like Halo do something special on peoples’ birthdays?
> > > >
> > > > but i do have to say, your demands are pretty high…
> > > > at least you get a bulletin tonight…
> > >
> > > Thanks! And nice picture!
> > > But what do you mean by getting a bulletin?
> >
> > is today not Wednesday?
> > BS angel posts Halo Bulletins on Wednesday nights/Thursday mornings…
>
> I know I facepalmed myself and was too embarrassed to respond.
It’s understandable. We’ve all forgotten it was Wednesday before. Half the time, I don’t remember the Bulletin until I see something about it the next day.
> 4. Indestructible mongoose
No need. The mongoose is too overpowered as it is. It can kill you with its annoying honk and its flip-y-ness can make you so dizzy that it will give you a headache.
> > 4. Indestructible mongoose
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> No need. The mongoose is too overpowered as it is. It can kill you with its annoying honk and its flip-y-ness can make you so dizzy that it will give you a headache.
343 made the mongoose indestructible for me, they were afraid that an indestructible mongoose will not always be available for me so they made every mongoose indestructible.
