I have put it off for a while now.
It had been sitting on my shelf for months, unused. I held off trading it in partly because I hoped against hope that 343 would answer our cries in Australia and add a good connection search option, and partly because I have cherished every single Halo game ever made and I’ve never even thought remotely about trading in a Halo game. But I finally did it and it was a sad occasion.
It wasn’t sad because I won’t be able to play Halo 4 anymore because in truth I haven’t really played in months. I don’t miss it in the slightest. I had the season pass and played the Crimson maps for a while but I never played Castle or Majestic maps online against people at all. I simply couldn’t. For Australians the game is unplayable, it’s so laggy that every night of playing would end in extreme frustration. It’s an absolute mess for overseas players.
It was sad because up until Halo 4, my xbox had been a machine dedicated to playing Halo that happened to play other games too. And now, after 10 years of mind blowing fun in the Halo world, after just months of Halo 4 being out the franchise came to a grounding halt.
I love Halo. I have the shirts, the soundtracks, action figures, Lego, all that awesome stuff. It will always have a place in my heart. You might be thinking “listen here drama queen, you still have all your Halo games, the franchises hasn’t disappeared because of one broken game”. And you’re right, I still have a shelf full of games that work just fine and I have all the saved films and memories and of course they’ll never go away. The real sad part is that, for Australians like me, Halo as a franchise is now a memory, it has no future. I’ll miss looking forward to new Halo games and new adventures and new features. I’ll miss the tingle of excitement at new trailers and glimpses of new guns.
Sure, I’ll check out Halo 5, see if they put in good connection searching and maybe dip my toe in the waters again but 343 have demonstrated that providing the best online experience possible for people from overseas like myself is not a priority. That’s cool. I’ve gone through the stages of grief from denial to anger and I’ve ended up at peace. They don’t owe me entertainment and they can steer the franchise in any direction they choose. I don’t hate them for it. Not one bit.
I’ve got my memories, without a doubt the best gaming memories I’ve ever had thanks to Halo.
So, for the price $21.85 I exit the stage the tip my hat and say my farewell. Even as I type this my Sgt Johnson action figure is staring down at me, probably thinking some heart warming insult. But the truth is that both of our Grunt slaying days are now behind us.
Now I will wander the gaming landscape for a time with no place to plant my roots. I’ll drift from game to game until I find a new destiny to call home and while I cherish every second of escape Halo provided me, when I remember Halo 4, one word continues to repeat:
I’m in Aus and I know what you mean but I’m still hanging around.