So... How do I get my money back?

Dead serious.

I want to return the console that I purchased for this title as well, as it is unimpressive and slow.

Faith is gone. False advertisement.

It’s like you wrote a thread using my feelings. Bought the console for this and severely unimpressed with both.

> 2533274964054371;1:
> Dead serious.
>
> I want to return the console that I purchased for this title as well, as it is unimpressive and slow.
>
> Faith is gone. False advertisement.

Ask Gaben for forgiveness. And he may shower you with steam sales.