Hi, so I have done some calculations: Something is wrong. VERY wrong.
Look here: T'vaoan | Halo Alpha | Fandom
Do you notice the error? No? Let me help you - “It is also known that Skirmishers have reached speeds of up to 150 miles per hour when running.”
…WHAT? That is not possible…!!!
Let us make a few assumptions:
Skirmishers accelerate at a speed similar to a Cheetah (9m/s^2).
Skirmishers weigh approximately 100 pounds (~45kg)
Their heart is able to beat at approximately 250-300bpm.
Why are Skirmishers carrying weaponry? Or even bothering with shields? They could simply hunt in packs of 3 or 4 (or perhaps 5) unarmed and just charge the enemy from a hiding place! Simply running at the enemy makes them roughly equivalent to an “elite-level boxer”[1] punching you: except their entire body makes up the fist.
Imagine that? Two Skirmishers “flank” as usual. Except, they don’t dance around flashing their arms at you; they charge you. No cost of weaponry, no cost of plasma ammo and no need for those fancy laser-shield bucklers. They simply take it in turns charging you, and it is essentially two boxers taking gut shots at you while you beg for your life.
I am requesting a clarification from Bungie on how the skeletal and muscular system of the Skirmisher works. From my viewpoint, it seems they are the most powerful Covenant warrior ever seen. And yet their close cousins (The Jackals) are frowned upon and seen as “cannon fodder”, despite their links to these behemoths. Why do the Elite’s order Skirmishers and Jackals around? Why do Skirmisher’s put up with their crap? I feel a mutiny would have happened by now and that a new order would have been established if the Skirmishers truly had these “alleged” capabilities.
I have another request: That Bunge declare Halo:Reach to not be canon and that in future games Skirmishes be given their rightful place in the Halo universe.
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I see it now: Halo:Reach has perhaps been used to lay the foundations of what could be a huge conspiracy to set up a powerful antagonist in the new sequel. Imagine this: the final level of Halo 6 is simply chasing some sort of Inheritor Skirmisher, fruitlessly realising that no available land technology will be able to keep with them: They have won.
[1] - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_newtons_does_a_boxer’s_punch_generate
What do you guys think…? Are there other strange characteristics about Covenant in the Halo universe? Please give feedback, corrections and suggestions :)))
I am looking for a calm discussion about this strange fact/mistake/alleged superpower!!