I have a lot of goofy moments in Halo, whether it be frustrating or funny.
Share Halo logic that happens to you here.
Video clips and screenshots are very welcome!
To start of,
In Warzone firefight, I could be surrounded by friendly heavy vehicles, and I will be the target even though I am on foot, and taking cover. Great right?
How about you guys?
Halo logic 101:
Can flip extremely heavy tank
CAN’T CONTROL GUN RECOIL
Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
CAN’T SWIM
Makes weapons
THAT ARE GOOD AGAINST THEMSELVES
High speed ram takes down enemy shields
SLIGHTEST NUDGE BETRAYS TEAMMATES
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> To start of,
> In Warzone firefight, I could be surrounded by friendly heavy vehicles, and I will be the target even though I am on foot, and taking cover. Great right?
you answered your own question, its easier to kill a spartan that’s on foot as opposed to one in a tank, so people go for the easier kill
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> Halo logic 101:
> Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
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> CAN’T SWIM
you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
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> > Halo logic 101:
> > Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
> >
> > CAN’T SWIM
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> you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
>
> but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
It doesn’t help that MJOLNIR weighs a half ton.
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> > > Halo logic 101:
> > > Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
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> > > CAN’T SWIM
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> > you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
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> > but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
>
> It doesn’t help that MJOLNIR weighs a half ton.
I thought it weighted two tons… I’m probably just remembering wrong. this is one of the reasons why i hate advanced movement, it makes no sense and ruins the gameplay for me. Spartans are meant to be tanks, not glass cannons like they are in 5.
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> > > > Halo logic 101:
> > > > Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
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> > > > CAN’T SWIM
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> > > you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
> > >
> > > but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
> >
> > It doesn’t help that MJOLNIR weighs a half ton.
>
> I thought it weighted two tons… I’m probably just remembering wrong. this is one of the reasons why i hate advanced movement, it makes no sense and ruins the gameplay for me. Spartans are meant to be tanks, not glass cannons like they are in 5.
Just because they wear a half ton of armor doesn’t mean they should be sluggish or tank-like, though. Quite the contrary, the augmentations and armor are supposed to make them quicker and sharper than ever (which is why the fight between Locke and Chief is a bit disappointing because of how slowly they move). Their armor (and augmentations) are meant to enhance them, not slow them down.
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> > > > > Halo logic 101:
> > > > > Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
> > > > >
> > > > > CAN’T SWIM
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> > > > you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
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> > > > but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
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> > > It doesn’t help that MJOLNIR weighs a half ton.
> >
> > I thought it weighted two tons… I’m probably just remembering wrong. this is one of the reasons why i hate advanced movement, it makes no sense and ruins the gameplay for me. Spartans are meant to be tanks, not glass cannons like they are in 5.
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> Just because they wear a half ton of armor doesn’t mean they should be sluggish or tank-like, though. Quite the contrary, the augmentations and armor are supposed to make them quicker and sharper than ever (which is why the fight between Locke and Chief is a bit disappointing because of how slowly they move). Their armor (and augmentations) are meant to enhance them, not slow them down.
i’m not saying that they should be sluggish, i’m saying that they shouldn’t be able to float in the air with the rockets they have, redirecting in space, like in the second mission, is a different and more reasonable use.
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> > Halo logic 101:
> > Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
> >
> > CAN’T SWIM
>
> you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
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> but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
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> > > Halo logic 101:
> > > Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
> > >
> > > CAN’T SWIM
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> > you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
> >
> > but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
>
> It doesn’t help that MJOLNIR weighs a half ton.
Actually, if I remember correctly, Spartans can in fact swim with their armor. I believe the armor can change its density, allowing the wearer to float. The water would not short out the electronics considering that they’re very advanced and can survive in space. Also, the armor weighs around 700 pounds while the Spartan weighs about 300, making the total weight a half a ton.
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> > > > > > Halo logic 101:
> > > > > > Has most advanced suit that can survive falls from space
> > > > > >
> > > > > > CAN’T SWIM
> > > > >
> > > > > you can technically survive being under water in some halo games… plus water shorts out electronics, falls don’t. one more thing, you fall from space and you fall to the bottom of the ocean, lake, river, whichever, I’ve never seen a spartan float.
> > > > >
> > > > > but all in all, I want my spartan to swim, its just illogical.
> > > >
> > > > It doesn’t help that MJOLNIR weighs a half ton.
> > >
> > > I thought it weighted two tons… I’m probably just remembering wrong. this is one of the reasons why i hate advanced movement, it makes no sense and ruins the gameplay for me. Spartans are meant to be tanks, not glass cannons like they are in 5.
> >
> > Just because they wear a half ton of armor doesn’t mean they should be sluggish or tank-like, though. Quite the contrary, the augmentations and armor are supposed to make them quicker and sharper than ever (which is why the fight between Locke and Chief is a bit disappointing because of how slowly they move). Their armor (and augmentations) are meant to enhance them, not slow them down.
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> i’m not saying that they should be sluggish, i’m saying that they shouldn’t be able to float in the air with the rockets they have, redirecting in space, like in the second mission, is a different and more reasonable use.
well in space you have no mass so that is a non factor. you only need a small amount of force to change direction.
if we are being totally honest it is dumb that human weapons can even hurt the Spartan. except the splaser.
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> > To start of,
> > In Warzone firefight, I could be surrounded by friendly heavy vehicles, and I will be the target even though I am on foot, and taking cover. Great right?
>
> you answered your own question, its easier to kill a spartan that’s on foot as opposed to one in a tank, so people go for the easier kill
In WZFF. Plus, I am not the only foot soldier fighting. Just the other day, I came in with a spartan laser, and the grunt mech was focusing fire on someone right next to it, but then it looks at me before I can even get a shot in. 
Nothing like CoD
Shoots through rock…
I’ve posted this one before, but it fits for this thread. When a guass hog throws a tank half way across the map and kills you it makes very little sense. lol
These are all pretty funny.
You can take out a wraith with one shot using a spartan laser but if you miss for so much as a frame against a spartan it’s just surface damage.
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> I’ve posted this one before, but it fits for this thread. When a guass hog throws a tank half way across the map and kills you it makes very little sense. lol
Okay… THAT WAS… FUUUUNNNNY
Trying to Drive the Tank straight but it has 6 Pedals & 4 directions so you end up dying by a splaser